licking the rock

doing hardcore drugs such as coccaine, meth, etc.

Grace: Wow, Sadie's been acting crazy lately.
Hannah: I agree. Do you think she's been licking the rock?
Grace: Definitely.

by DJ_HDizzle May 4, 2015

stamp licking

The extreme sport of licking a girls tramp stamp (a.k.a. a lower back tattoo) then running away before her boyfriend kicks your ass.

Had to visit Steve in the hospital because he decided to go stamp licking last night.

by Marvin310 August 1, 2010

Junction Licking

The act of licking the junction between the sexual organs of two individuals involved in the act of coitus (boinkers). Junction licking, by definition, involves three people - those involved in the act of coitus (hetrosexual or homosexual, using a bodily orifice of choice) and the junction licker itself, who may be male or female, and whose job is simply to enhance the sexual gratification of the boinkers.

Junction licking is frowned upon by members of the clergy, the Muslim community (although, like Greeks and homosexuality, they all crave it), generally all girlfrends, and especially my ex wife. It is not understood why this is so, however it is hypothesized that this is due to the enhanced pleasure experienced by the male (during female, female, male encounters) and the corresponding displeasure felt by those not involved in the process.

by Clembob March 4, 2012

bulldog licking piss off a nettle

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

by Doc October 26, 2003

Finger Licking Good

When something is so deliciously awesome that you have to lick your fingers upon finshing it to get the full extravagance of the taste.

Sally: "Mmmm Catherine This Chicken Sure Is Finger Licking Good"
Catherine: "Thats Sweet home Dawg, Lick Your Fingers Then"
Sally: "Word!"

by QuadrupleAwesomeness October 8, 2008

licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.

I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.

by jiminton December 26, 2005

Licking Railings

Giving head.

You are in two minds
Tossing a coin to decide
Whether you should tell your mum
About a dose of thrush you got
While you were licking railings

by Miles Pentax March 22, 2010