to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony
by the next mozart February 04, 2014
by cheru July 12, 2015
The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.
by potatopancake October 04, 2009
Noun (plural keyboard visitors)
(informal, derogatory) A person who state that they’d come to or visit a place in an online text-based discussion media, but at the same time does not bother to visit said place in real life, potentially due to being a good liar or downright laziness. downright abil
(informal, derogatory) A person who state that they’d come to or visit a place in an online text-based discussion media, but at the same time does not bother to visit said place in real life, potentially due to being a good liar or downright laziness. downright abil
by De Vos Cafe October 12, 2018
keyboard cat came from a video uploaded in 2007. this became very popular. all though keyboard cat has died the owner has another cat thats apparently keyboard cat 2
death: come with me keyboard cat
keyboard cat: was i a good cat?
death: no, im heard you were the best
keyboard cat: was i a good cat?
death: no, im heard you were the best
by Know Your Memes October 01, 2019
To assertively and quickly press a number of random keys on someone else's phone or computer, while they are currently using it.
Jessica was ignoring everyone in the room, while using her phone, so I reached over and keyboard raped her.
by PUNK ASS EVENTS November 30, 2011
A term used for somebody that acts like he/she is tough on the internet, they do this because they cannot be seen, and nobody knows there real identity.
Guy 1: "this guy on youtube 'cocksucker6' is trying to act tough, hes a bitch."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, hes Keyboard Thuggin'."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, hes Keyboard Thuggin'."
by Axedude November 25, 2009