Keyboard Rape

To assertively and quickly press a number of random keys on someone else's phone or computer, while they are currently using it.

Jessica was ignoring everyone in the room, while using her phone, so I reached over and keyboard raped her.

by PUNK ASS EVENTS November 30, 2011

diarrhea of the keyboard

Similar to the phrase diarrhea of the mouth, but done exclusively via computer.
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).

{Tony}: When you're a computer geek playing games and invading dungeons, Jethro just doesn't cut it.

{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.

by Telephony April 25, 2017

Keyboard Turrets

The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.

"Why did you just Google '"ass'"
"Oh, just a moment of Keyboard Turrets"

by potatopancake October 4, 2009

Keyboard Visitor

Noun (plural keyboard visitors)
(informal, derogatory) A person who state that they’d come to or visit a place in an online text-based discussion media, but at the same time does not bother to visit said place in real life, potentially due to being a good liar or downright laziness. downright abil

Don’t be a keyboard visitor, why don’t you actually drop by and have a meal

by De Vos Cafe October 12, 2018

sauce on the keyboard

Something so disastrous that it cannot be reversed. A REALLY STICKY SITUATION.

Dude, I got bad news. How bad? Sauce on the keyboard bad.

by cheru July 30, 2015

Keyboard Thuggin'

A term used for somebody that acts like he/she is tough on the internet, they do this because they cannot be seen, and nobody knows there real identity.

Guy 1: "this guy on youtube 'cocksucker6' is trying to act tough, hes a bitch."

Guy 2: "Yeah man, hes Keyboard Thuggin'."

by Axedude November 25, 2009

keyboard jizz

the nonsense your fingers come up with when your fingers spaz on the keyboard, normally indicating extreme emotion that words and/or emoticons are not great enough to explain

most commonly a combination of letters from the "home base" keys
alksfdjlaskdfjlafksjdfa

Arianna: I can't go tonight, I'm grounded.
Sarah: but dude it's Halloween.
Arianna: 'but dude' it's my mom..
Sarah: jalsdfljasdfjasldkfj
Arianna: cute keyboard jizz

by matsucarianna December 11, 2010