Keith is a name reserved for stoners, hippies & metalheads.
If you sense your offspring is going to grow up and become one of them, you should probably consider naming them Keith.
Keiths tend to be sex Gods
If you sense your offspring is going to grow up and become one of them, you should probably consider naming them Keith.
Keiths tend to be sex Gods
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To be Keithed. To Keith somebody requires the one speaking to be named Keith. If you are being spoken to by somebody named Keith, then you are being Keithed.
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Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the “Karen”, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.
Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the “Karen”, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.
That Keith down the road was really on one this morning. A pregnant woman tried to park her car outside his house and he started screaming, "don't f**k with my trailer, c**t, don't park in my spot! It's the second time this week and I'm about to lose the plot. I phoned up the council and the bloke said it was mine, move your shit heap fo a car to the other f**king side!"
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Get the keith mug.A highly superior being who created the entire universe billions of years ago. He is also the lead guitarist for The Rolling Stones. Keith Richards did pretty much every drug ever created and is still alive, therefor he is immortal. He is one of 3 immortals in the world. Cher and Ozzy Osbourne are immortal as well and accompanied Keith Richards while creating the universe.
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