Noun. k-EE-th
Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the “Karen”, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.
Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the “Karen”, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.
That Keith down the road was really on one this morning. A pregnant woman tried to park her car outside his house and he started screaming, "don't f**k with my trailer, c**t, don't park in my spot! It's the second time this week and I'm about to lose the plot. I phoned up the council and the bloke said it was mine, move your shit heap fo a car to the other f**king side!"
by playlunch_ May 13, 2025