Ava and Kali 

The best people you will ever meet! They have a beautiful laugh,smile, and very athletic. If you ever meet someone named Ava or Kali, they will be amazing!!!!!

Ava and Kali🥰🥰

Ava and Kali by Ava and Kali November 2, 2019

Jua Kali 

Jua Kali is an east african term that means something very roughly made or ineffective

for example, the door of a boing 747 has broken off and some idiot decides to reattach it with masking tape. every time someone would want to use the door they would have to cut all of the tape on one side and carry the door as they open and close it. after which they spend the next 30 minutes reapplying the tape.

pronounced:
Jew-Ah-Kah-Lee

His car is so Jua Kali that he has to put a brick of the pedal while he pushes the car to get it started, then as it starts to drive off he needs to run up to his card board passenger door and clammer into the driver seat because the driver door is stuck.

Jua Kali by MIGIT-ZILLA November 29, 2015

Sayoc Kali 

A special defensive and offensive military martial arts practice originating in the Phillipines in the 1700s. The training consists of using hands, feet, and bodylocks to subdue or kill an enemy. Modern Sayoc Kali is practiced among Russian Special Forces and Navy SEALs, and Sayoc Kali is also used with knives.

The Man used Sayoc Kali on the thief.

Sayoc Kali by Loks July 7, 2005

Sayoc Kali 

A special offensive and defensive martial arts originating in the Phillipines in the 1700s. the martial arts consists of using hands, feet and bodylocks to defeat the enemy. It is widely practiced these days by Russian and American Special Forces.

Sayoc Kali is very complicated to learn.

Sayoc Kali by Loks July 7, 2005

𒈓 Furry Empire 𒅃 𒈓𒀰Herr Kali uwu 

Trap from World Conquest who tries to make people that he is a girl. He lives in Slovakia and has a huge boner with Jobo. He cums over people and acts like a retard.

Hey bro remember 𒈓 Furry Empire 𒅃 𒈓𒀰Herr Kali uwu
?
The guys a fucking TRAP!

𒈓 Furry Empire 𒅃 𒈓𒀰Herr Kali uwu by WC Man Alfrid May 12, 2020

flight to kali 

secret code for the smoking of marijuana

hey ashlyn, would you like to go on a flight to kali after school?
Of course i would CJ, but dont invtite angela cause shes a jerk.

flight to kali by cj beeler February 19, 2008

mia kali 

the wrong spelling of former pornstar, "Mia Khalifa."

some guy: yo, have you watched mia khalifa's latest porno?
b_y_n: i thought it was mia kali

mia kali by itssilentboy June 10, 2021