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The Jude

An elderly woman who frequents bingo halls and casinos. Generally she has a large booty and a small head. She's usually a new yorker because she loves 4 distinct seasons. She needs to clear her throat constantly making weird sounds and if you have a dumb idea will she will look at you and say "whaaaaaoh"
Like The Jude, I too have a gambling problem
by Paczki12 October 29, 2020
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Paul Andrew Judy Jr.

Paul Andrew Judy Jr. is a spanish wizard, he averages a 97 with his magnificent and straight up elite ability to use quizlet and google translate. He is world renowned for his superb comebacks i.e. your mom, no you, kys, etc.
Google Chrome: I want to congratulate Paul Andrew Judy Jr. for his hard work on his Spanish work
Paul Andrew Judy Jr.:Thank you
by allhailkiwi April 19, 2021
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Judenfreude

pleasure derived from the misfortunes of Jews.
I punched Moshe in the face. Judenfreude.
by juden1982 July 13, 2010
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Judgmenstrual

Tending to judge a woman based upon her physical appearance and/or personality while she is on the rag; (i.e. when she is bloated, acne-ridden, and generally angry at the world).
Ex. 1:
Jill: Wow, Jane's kind of a bitch, isn't she?
Mary: Don't be so judgmentstrual... When she's not PMSing, she's a real sweetheart.

Ex. 2:
Dan: I thought you said your girlfriend was crazy hot!
Alex: Dude, you're being WAY too judgmenstrual. Wait 'til Aunt Flo leaves town and you'll see what I was talking about.
by The_Missus June 1, 2010
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Jude

Me
I am Jude.
by Jude1234567890 December 5, 2021
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Hey Jude

A mighty big hit for the Beatles, it went to #1 on both sides of the Atlantic. It spent a record number of weeks on top of America's Billboard, a record that was equaled by "Every Breath You Take" by The Police. A classic.
1. When I was in military recruit training ("boot camp") I was assigned to Junior Officer Of the Deck (JOOD) watchstanding security duty. I wore a yellow armband on my left shirt sleeve that said "JOOD". Every hour I'd tour the building to ensure that all was "secure". I entered my company's barrack room and one of my fellow company mates was standing next to a bunk singing "Hey JOOD. Don't be afraid. Take a sad song and make it better. Remember...". When I got to a compartment on the third floor a recruit shouted, "Hey look, fellas! It's the JOOD!" The whole company broke into singing "Hey Jude" (Hey JOOD, get it?). When I was back on the Quarterdeck on the first floor, you could hear the singing continuing on: ... bettah, bettah, bettah, bettah, bettah, bettah, yeaaaaah! Da da da da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da, hey, Jude!...". Recruit training isn't much fun for anyone, but this was pretty amusing.

2. I saw Sir Paul McCartney on Saturday Night Live on TV perform "Hey Jude". People in the audience screamed their heads off. One time when Paul was singing the vocals for this song in the studio (or maybe during a Beatles TV performance) he screamed so intensely he passed out. He didn't konk out when performing on SNL that night.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008
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Judi

Judi is one of the most beautiful girls you'll ever meet in your whole entire life, she's trustworthy, a loyal companion, and she can make a great spouse, if you ever meet a Judi, make sure to keep her close to you, because you don't want to miss the chance to have a Judi as a friend or a partner.
"Yo bro wanna hang out tonight?"
"Nah I'm busy with Judi."
"Aight fuck you simp."
"Ily2 bro."
by tawzhhh April 23, 2020
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