Joseph

A cunning, sweet, smart-when-he-wants-to-be guy. Very attractive with usually a wide variety of admirers.
Joseph's are attention seekers, and also privacy seekers, and have a need for music that leaves them tapping on random objects.

Can be stubborn and unobservant; Can be outgoing around friends, shy around acquaintances.

Joseph's are caring but sometimes may unintentionally hurt others with their blatant remarks.
Gives the best hugs. Usually dark, curly-haired, with dark eyes that you never want to look away from.

Loves animals and joking around, best with a woman close to his personality, such as a Sabrina or Selene.
For example, a leo Joseph and Sabrina are a wonderful pair.

Joseph: I like you, Sabrina. You're funny.
Sabrina: Why thank you. You're a pretty awesome person yourself!
Joseph: Yeah,you're perfect for me, want to go out?
Sabrina: Oooh, sure, sounds exciting! :D
Joseph: :)

by Heyitswheee November 4, 2012

Joseph

A guy that loves his family very much. He is an amazing Father! Protective, sincere. His family is his life and will do anything for them!

Joseph is the person who will bring lunch to you when you are sick in bed.

He is into reading, games, and he eats everything but never really gains weight!

He is a simply Joseph.

by anon...... March 30, 2013

joseph stalin

Evil commie dick head, helped murder more people than Hitler. Estimated 20 million dead mostly Jews and political rivals.

fuck joseph stalin and his lenin sucking face.

by Too lazy for details November 15, 2007

Joseph

That guy that makes you smile from ear to ear. He will make you feel amazing. He looks AMAZING. His eyes are breath taking. His touch is tantalizing. He is the greatest guy you will ever meet. Hold on.

If he isn't a Joseph, get rid of him.

by kapplemac November 28, 2010

Joseph Okwok

The Greatest of all time when it comes to the art of teaching, torture of the highest degree, the only man capable of taking down the great THOOM. Can count to 10 and back. Russian/Nigerian. Holds the Record for most names on the Board Magestic only those worthy can see him pic below. HMU if u see him. 0800 1111

Guy 1: Who u got for maths this year
Guy 2 : Joseph Okwok
Guy 1 : Fuck that shit aint that your third year of him
Guy 2 : Ye im just gonna Quit School

by Chewy229 January 22, 2020

Joseph

Joseph. He walked into my life at a time when I least expected it; the strength of his gripping hand captured me from isolation, from a place of darkness and perturbation. Surrounded by murkiness, unable to decipher the wood from the trees, he softly took my hand and led me to a peaceful sanctuary. He lifted my spirits, and showed me what I was worth. I dove into his glistening eyes, as deep and mysterious as the ocean, and was comforted; I was enveloped by the warm, soothing water as it wrapped around my bare skin. He made me feel secure and safe. His listening ear, unrelenting patience, and encouragement provided the pedestal upon which I am able to stand, today. Joseph. The gentle touch of his hands that trace every curve of my body; his warm breath against my cheek that calm my thoughts, his supple lips that transport me to another world. Joseph. The rock upon which I lean; his sculpted arms that break my fall; his smile that brightens my darkest moments. Joseph. A cherished gift from God; a sensitive soul that brings perspective to every situation. Joseph, the personification of intellect; the definition of a protector. Joseph. Forever mine.

Joseph rode on his stallion, with the wind blowing through his softened locks, into my heart.

by I'mNoSidekick February 26, 2013

joseph

The coolest person you will ever meet. Everyone wants to be Joseph's friend but might not realize it. He is a savage and is great at almost everything.

Wow, that's a real joseph

by JL246 February 23, 2017