Jergens

Aye man I need some of that jergens to beat off

Aye fool where my jergens lotion at

by Vape80 June 27, 2019

Burnt Jergens

1 The after math off anal sex in male penitentiaries.
The only lotion they use in prison is Jergens and is used as lubrication for anal sex and the friction caused from the penis thrusting in and out of the anus burns the lotion.

2 A fucking bad ass punk rock chick.

1 *walks into a prison cell* "Woo!! It smells like burnt jergens in here!!"

"Ewwww you got your burnt jergens all over my sheets!!"

2 "Damn is wish I were as cool as Burnt Jergens."

by The one and only GOB August 22, 2009

berkley and jensen

to give a blow job a dozen times in or around the premises of a BJ's Wholesale store. Can also be stated as "berkley his/my/your jensen"

John: gurl you best be giving me some berkley and jensen soon
Jane: hm, i do need to buy cereal in excessive amounts
John: word

by aanonymouspseudonymm May 24, 2011

jergens

a man who jerks on tingtings and does it for a living! he usually does it while on the jon, in the office, in the class room, under a christmas tree, in the kitchen cooking, while playing with cows, while eating a turkey sandwich, while dancing in the rain nude, while reading the urban dictionary, while walking in the mall and while talking to his mother. a jergen gets paid atleast $40-$50 an hour! but only works 1 day a week!

persona 1: the cow in your basement?
persona 2: was yellow with envey
persona 3: i ate a taco!
persona 4: weeeeeeeeeeee!
persona 5: im a jergens!

by el-em-en-oh-que December 20, 2009

Jengan

Any person acting gay or fagish, also used as a synonym for any word sex related. mostly penis

1. GOD DAMNT YOUR SUCH A FUCKING JENGAN
2. Haha look at his tiny jengan

by N u FG a July 19, 2003

jengeeah

A Fuzzy Rabbit that hops arounds voice chat programs frequented by losers like herself.

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Jergen Style

when you put lotion all on your dick and have your girl licks it off and when its all gone you give her a facial

My bitch is mad good at jergen style

by Pary December 14, 2008