jaeseo

He is a watermelon lover, has a last name of ham, and his friends call him Asian Jukes. He is an amazing person and enjoys to play soccer. He isn't a flop and he likes to dangle. Also he Netflix N Chills.

Ahhh he is such a Jaeseo

by Jesus Gamez May 17, 2016

Jared

A funny person who knows his memes and has a great sense of humor. Jared is a great storyteller, and has a unique charisma about him. He is very witty and quite a funny person.

Jared sent me a perfectly crafted meme in the middle of science and now I can't stop laughing!

by Bella Fensque April 13, 2018

Jared

Sexiest, hottest, most handsome man you know. Also has the best smile and personality you can come across. Brushes his teeth a lot and the attention to dental hygiene is endearing and admirable. A day will not pass that you do not feel loved by Jared. Jared is a devoted partner and makes sure to always take care of you. He is passionate and spontaneous. You will always feel surprised by Jared. He is "the one" if you are questioning.

Jared surprised me with breakfast at my office today. He is the kindest man I know!

by Crickkett February 19, 2019

Jared Dudley

Imagine a below average player, with a diseased potato head playing basketball.

I forgot to water my crops all year, now they look like Jared Dudley’s.

by NBAdefinitions April 19, 2019

Jahsehlowegangfaxs

A statement that contains factual information. Similar in definition to “no cap.”

Guy 1: “ That chick twerks on dick”
Guy 2: “ on jahsehlowegangfaxs?”
Guy 1: “yeah bro no cap!”

by Gangskeet January 13, 2020

the Jareds

Explosive diarrhea.

I would go to the movies with you, but I have had the Jareds all day.

by Zuggalo September 29, 2011

Miss Jansen

My Dutch Teacher

Miss Jansen is very nice

by smertieboi February 22, 2019