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boat itch

Otherwise known as swampass. When your ass gets hot and sweaty.
Goddamn, I've got a mean case of boat itch
by ty b. July 1, 2007
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boobs itch

when you're boobs feel all itchy. and then you must itch them.
karen-hey mike my boobs itch.
mike-then scratch them.
karen-ok.
by karenkaboodle July 31, 2006
mugGet the boobs itchmug.

bidi-itch

Term used to describe someone who is not only a bitch, but a complete idiot as well.
Sally drives me crazy! That woman won't listen to a thing I say, even when it's important! What a bidi-itch...
by Moerlin April 24, 2007
mugGet the bidi-itchmug.

Jock Itch

The sudden urge, often brought on by something on TV or some other sight to masturbate.
Dude, that picture of Amanda Fox in a bikini brought on some serious jock itch last night!
by Pwnography February 6, 2010
mugGet the Jock Itchmug.

hobo itch

Dang, Billy keeps bouncing his leg. He must have hobo itch.
by Rob Lowe Stay High October 28, 2020
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Dolby's Itch

When you feel a slight itch in your pants department after shacking up with an unscrupulous piece from down the road, causing you to periodically pop a hand down there for a quick scratch.

Not to be confused with Dhobi Itch, which is an altogether different Itch.
Man, I think I have Dolby's Itch again, Should have kept my small piece to myself or put a raincoat on.
by P 'Fat Boy' Mitchell February 24, 2021
mugGet the Dolby's Itchmug.

slap-itch

The itchy feeling you get when you just *have to* slap the fuck out of someone.
A lot of people talk that way; it gives my friend Dena the slap-itch.
by youroldhandle October 24, 2014
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