Itch-Ass

When you don’t wipe well enough and the residue starts to dry

Mike: Man my ass is really itchy today
Eric: Mike, you probably have itch-ass

by Lil_$kittle$ August 13, 2020

ITcord

Plural noun for a group of nerds that watch cartoons and get into comically high amounts of drama.

“Hey did you see the new drama on itcord today?” “I don’t have the energy, not after April 22nd…”

by tablespook April 23, 2022

Carpet itch

When a guy or girl has a nasty std that makes their pubic hair itch :P

Todd: I met this girl at the bar yesterday and when we we got to my house and we were about to have sex she was scratching down there

Sal: Eww that bitch had a carpet itch

Todd: Damn, thank God I told her she had to leave

by YOUR MOTHERS BFF June 20, 2011

Sapporo itchybum

The feeling in your anus after consuming copious amounts of sapporo itchiban noodles.

I just ate 3 packages of noodles. Now I can't get rid of this Sapporo itchybum. Lucky for me, I ate them cooked!

by Ismellstupid December 8, 2011

Gypsy itch

When an itch keeps moving from place to place.

AHHH! LITTLE TO THE LEFT, A LITTLE DOWN.
OH NO! BACK UP AGAIN.. DAMN YOU GYPSY ITCH

by Hitchy March 22, 2019

Dirty Itchy Butt

when you don’t wipe right the first time so now you’re stuck walking around with a dirty itchy butt which can now lead to smelly fingers & an itchy ass .

I was in such a hurry wiping earlier now I have a dirty itchy butt .

Make sure you wipe right because you don’t want a dirty itchy butt .

by WhiteyBoom3r January 9, 2020

Onsay of itchbay

Pig latin for Son of a Bitch.

Instead of telling someone you don't like them, you could say shut up you onsay of itchbay.

by Chris Lidy December 8, 2010