ipodsterbating

Playing with one's tech gadget, usually an ipod or iphone, with such extreme attention that they become unaware of their surroundings.

All through lunch he was off in his own world ipodsterbating.

by Fluffy_V February 11, 2010

ipodtosis

The programmed death, similar to the programmed death of cells, of your ipod the day after the warranty ends.

My ipod nano just underwent ipodtosis and I'm going to stupidly fork over another $300 to apple.

by ProffessorA July 7, 2010

iPodcalypse

1. The onslaught of Apple products that just keep coming to financially and mentally annoy and inconvenience you.
2. What you want to bring down upon your iPod when it's taking forever to turn back on after a battery death or random freeze.

1. "Oh man, I bought an iPhone 4 and it seemed so cool but look the iPodcalypse keeps coming with the iPhone 5! Crap!"
2. "Ahh! My iPod won't turn on and I might need it in the next two seconds! I wish the iPodcalypse would come and wake up or punish my nonresponding iPod."

by AwesomePartyPerson July 28, 2011

iPod Touch 3rd Generation

The Apple iPod Touch 3rd Generation was the successor of the iPod Touch 2nd Generation, and is the predecessor of the iPod Touch 4th Generation. It looks very similar to the iPod Touch 2nd gen. physically, but with several hardware changes. The iPod Touch 3rd gen. sports the Samsung S5L8920 SoC, contains 256 MB of RAM, and has the PowerVR SGX535 GPU. It has a display resolution of 320x480 pixels at 163 PPI, uses a 3.7v, 789 mAh Lithium-Ion battery, and is available in a choice of 32 and 64 GB. The latest iOS update for this iPod Touch is iOS 5.1.1.

The iPod Touch 3rd Generation is a great improvement from the iPod Touch 2nd gen., as the 3rd gen. supports OpenGL 2.0, a faster CPU, and twice the RAM.

by Proud Apple User August 2, 2016

iPod Nano

Synonymus to graham cracker.

My friend said his iPod Nano was stolen but he actually dropped it in his graham cracker box and ate it two weeks later.

by I think gavels should be called law-hammers May 4, 2006

iporn

IPorn is the word for people who are porn addics that like porn so much they put it on there IPod video, and watch them on the go.

"Dude check out my Iporn videos!" other dude says "oh for the sweet Iporn!".

by Quentin B. March 21, 2006

ipod flirting

When you're next to someone while they're listening to their ipod, and in an act of intimacy, they offer hand over an earphone.

Usually, this form of flirting is used by people who are too afraid to say, "Hey, I think you're cute," or interact verbally in general.

Jill: (Hands over earphone)
Jack: (Hesitantly takes earphone)
(Listens)
(Laughs at the thought that Jill made an attempt at "ipod flirting" with him)
Jill: (Runs away, crying)

by surfstarchris February 21, 2007