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malz is immortal btw

malz is immortal and has a massive cock ive seen it many times. also his cock is so big that it has to wrap around his leg 14 times. he is also lightskin so he can steal ur girl any day of the week
yo did you know what malz is immortal btw and has a massive shlong
by Emkayytheplug August 18, 2021
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Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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Immortal And Bored

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
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Immortal Beauty

I have a thing for mixed race babes, especially Eurasian girls. I find some so beautiful, I call them “Immortal Beauties.” I hope to court and wed an “Immortal Beauties” someday. If I raise interest to your eyes and ponder to wonder, please feel free and at liberty to PM me. -Internet person on the post of an Immortal Beauty
by Halfie06 June 26, 2023
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Immortal snail

The immortal snail stemmed from a meme in which you are given immortality but you are forever hunted down by a snail that will kill you on contact.
Me: chilling with my friend in 2546.
A snail: (approches)
Me: run for your life the immortal snail caught up!
by Arsurinya June 29, 2023
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