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relative humidity

The sweat that drips off your balls when you're caught fucking your cousin!
Last night I had some major relative humidity!
by Nicole December 13, 2003
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Mrs Hmadi

A well hated English teacher that is always heated and trying to roast
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Pawn of Humanity

A scumbag, the literal slave of life, the bitch of the universe... used by the government and manipulated into being a little whore of humanity. You have to embrace being a POH, because we all are...
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relative humidity

The perspiration that forms between the shoulder blades of your first cousin, while you are fucking her in the ass.
Uncle Mike ... the relative humidity sure is high in your daughters bedroom.
by maggotvommit April 17, 2004
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relative humidity

the saliva left on your genitals after your cousin gives you oral sex
Man last night my cousin trina came over to my house. I just thought we were gonna hang, then a few to many beers. Damn the ho was down on me! ie. relative humidity!
by RD Machine January 11, 2007
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Humpadink

A cool person, a name passed down many generations in the Humphrey family tree.
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Neo-Humanism

AKA Meyu Hineymern.

Neo-Humanism is a lesser known religion/philosophy created by two individuals known to me only as The Philosopher and Jeydehn.
The main rules are as follows:
1.) Do not impose your culture and ways on others, but if they so seek your knowledge, you are obliged to teach them.

2.) Perception is everything.

3.)The only good is kindness, the only evil is hurt.

4.) Good exists only because of its contrast from evil. Evil exidyd only because of its contrast from good.

5.) Killing in the name of your god is the highest sin.

6.) There is enough wrong in this world without you being here. Strive to make a positive influence.

7.) "I think therefore I am"- this saying explains that anything which thinks exists. But does everything that exists think?

8.) Religion is philosophy on drugs.

9.) Every number is equal to One, Zero, and Infinity.

10.) Death is the worst thing that this world has to offer you; every other fear is an illusion. Once you have mastered the fear of death, you have mastered life.

11.) Magik, prayer, and meditation are one in the same.

12.) Earth is but one of the few bubbles of life in the black seas of infinity. We were not destined to travel far- and yet it is are primal instinct to do so.

13.) Both your brain and heart hold your inner truth. Follow them.
I follow these rules and in doing so am a Neo-Humanist.
by Black Candles November 27, 2004
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