Hatch One

A pleasant and more socially acceptable way to announce that you need to take a big ole shit.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you will pardon me for just a few moments. I need to hatch one and will be back in about five.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017

Hitch Corner

The american football route combination of Hitch Corner is also known as a smash route. While talking to a bro this can be used to conceal the statement that you would like to smash someone in the area (used to signify girls only because if you are talking about a guy you are sus).

Yo, Drew Champagne you see that Hitch Corner over there?
Yeah, damn right Gavin Kerfus, thats my sister!

by Gkerf33 March 2, 2020

half hitch

A half erect and half soft penis. Another term for "chub"

Dude I was so drunk last night, when I tried to have sex with her, I could only get a half hitch

by The Shanman April 2, 2015

Snail Hatching

Snail Hatching is when baby snail fetuses are hatched out of the guys asshole and optionally into their friend or partners mouth. First the guy tucks his penis and testes between his legs, making what looks somewhat similar to a large “snail” when viewed from behind. Then he pushes his snail head (penis head) up his asshole and then rubs it vigorously until he ejaculates into his anus. Then he pulls his snail head out pushes beads of cum thereby “hatching” baby snails out of his sphincter into his partners open mouth which they have positioned below during the whole process.

Hey Johnathan, said Ryan, wanna do some snail hatching? We’ll use my snail though.

by Shuksan Chan August 30, 2019

GET OUT BEFORE THE SPIDERS HATCH

Its used as an alternative to the expression ' to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. ' for example it is relevant to leaving a situation that is liable to impending doom. Imagine a giant huntsman bursting open with thousands of spiders running around your house. Also relevant to teachers leaving their profession before having a nervous breakdown.

My mate stole from her employer and thought she got away with it but staff stopped speaking to her all of a sudden, so I said to her, don't you think its time to get out before the spiders hatch.

by LIZARDCHOPS January 27, 2018

Hatchet Job

() Performing an action in a very rough, inprecise, and uncraftsman like fashion. The end result of the action is a completed task that is of very poor quality.

Bill: I finished working on installing the garage door.
Jim: That is some hatchet job you've done there.

by Malex2200 July 20, 2010

gaping hatchet wound

The female Genitalia

That girls snatch looked like a gaping hatched wound

by Rod Turner April 19, 2004