hornography

When you take pictures of yourself sticking your cock in a horn.

Perv 1- Hey man why so sad.

Perv 2- I couldn't find anyone to have sex with me so I Jammed my dick into a trumpet.

Perv 1- That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

Perv-2 I filmed it and put it on the internets. It has 50,000 views.

Perv 1- Actually that's the gayest thing I've ever heard. I can't beliieve you made hornography. Popular hornography.

Perv 2- You're just jealous.

Perv 1- :'(

Perv 2- : p

by TurtleDude87 July 14, 2009

horno

A type of movie or video that blends horror and pornography.

The sex was great in that horno, but I was scared to death.

by Jamie Foster August 3, 2007

fuck my hormones

Also shortened as FMH. Is used to refer to getting horny at the worst moments and/or feeling anything sexual towards the worst person possible.

I hugged my best friend and suddenly wanted to hump her. Fuck my hormones!!!

by solcanis March 4, 2009

Hormotional

adjective to discribe random moodswings that women sometimes have when they're at that time of the month or pregnant (or just because)

Person 1: Jeez she was really cranky.
Person 2: Yeah, she's feeling a little hormotional.

by Ben Ibbo December 9, 2008

hormonicidal

The feeling of hormone induced rage.

Dude. I am going to have to make sure I don't act like a dick. My wife has PMS and gets hormonicidal.

Good idea. It would be smart to not mention she is hormonicidal, too!

by meangirlMM January 7, 2011

Horno-Porno

1) adj: To become horny after viewing or hosting porn.

2) noun: (A) horno-porno is an act of sex that is influenced or caused by porn.
(horno) see horny
(porno) see porn

1)After James saw some dirty pics on snapchat, he went horno-porno and dreamed of making out with his future wife.
2) Jered: "Hey Colbert! Did you see that girl's sexy dance last night?"

Colbert: "Yeah, Man. She did that after seeing me break it down. It was a total horno-porno.

by Nc'sM3 October 29, 2014

Hornopolio

n. A disease where the victim suffering from it exibits horniness 24/7. It is marked by the horniness, and the lack of the polio symptoms.

Doctor: "Please describe your symptoms to me."

Patient: "It's like... being horney 24/7... but without polio."

Doctor: "I believe you have Hornopolio. (If patient is male, conversation stops there. If patient is female, it continues) Please take off your clothes and follow me to the back room."

by Defender of the Common Man January 14, 2009