havana omelette

A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.

I left the next guy a havana omelette for breakfast.

by camel toe February 21, 2003

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Heave a Havana

To grow a tail, take a dump, to light the bum cigar.

"Who went to Cuba, there's a huge havana in the shitter."

by Jtron 3000 October 5, 2003

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7 minutes in heaven

a game usually played by teen at parties. Needs at least 4 people.

I was at Lizzie's party and we all decided to play 7 minutes in heaven. My crush spun the bottle and it landed on me! My friends locked us in her bedroom and started the timer. For the first you seconds we sat there awkardly staring at each other then he went for it! We started kissing and it transitioned to making out then it happened. He unbuttoned my new jeans and took them off. The timer went off and they opened the door! God I was so embarrassed because when they did all I had on was my bra which was almost going to fall off. He was shirtless. It was so embarrassing but that's how the game goes I guess.

by Lilysdiary May 9, 2012

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stairway to heaven

The most gorgeous song done by Led Zeppelin. While the guitar chords are simple, it is composed brilliantly.

I believe stairway to heaven refers to a lady's greed leading to her demise. Much of the song refers to capitalism (western civilizaiton) and money in a negative light.

There's a lady whose sure
All that glitters is gold
and she's buying a stairway to heaven.

There's a feeling I get, when I look to the West/ and my spirit is crying for leaving.

by Alan December 11, 2003

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heaven

A place that seems to get further and further away as humans' scientific knowledge improves.

About 100 years ago, Heaven was right above our heads. Then, when we started flying airplanes, it wasn't there, so it was moved right above the atmosphere. Finally, when we sent people into outer space and to the moon, it wasn't there either, so now Heaven is way past Pluto somewhere.

by star8706 November 7, 2003

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