hesperia

The foremost lamest piece of crap town I've ever known in the history of for-fuckin' ever. The roads are crappy, the people are stupid, the houses are multiplying and the weather is ridiculously shifty, you never know exactly what season tomorrow will be due to the local climate and circumstances. Many believe it was built on an Indian burial ground and that could be indeed the reason as to why the clouds sometimes just flat-out circle this hell of a city and pass us by without the rain we want. There isn't a movie theatre, major arcade, large pizza place or drive-in theatre in the town. The city also goes dead after about 8 p.m. because nobody here likes having fun or doing anything in public. Most adults here work either in the small shops, diners, small businesses or for the school/park district. Oh, and half this city is full of FUCKTARDS!!!

"Hey let's go to the arcade," says one friend.
"But we'd have to go the next city just for a Scandia!" says another.
"Shit!!! I hate Hesperia!!!" says the first friend as he begins walking towards the bus stop.

by Texace 3XO April 28, 2006

peter-heater

A term used by surfers to describe when they urinate in their wetsuits to relieve themselves and keep warm.

It was getting pretty cold out in the line-up, so i pulled a peter-heater and warmed right up.

by Michael Joshua May 26, 2005

triple-header

Getting blowjobs from three different females at the same time. Usually in a foursome.

I got a triple-header at this amazing stripclub in Mexico...

by StripperBanga March 10, 2008

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It's just the background image located behind the "Urban Dictionary" logo. It just so happens you might accidental drag it into the box when trying to click inside the search box.

I'm certain we've all encountered it at least once.

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It's just the background image.

by Da Milkman April 24, 2009

Heaters

gats,guns,machine guns.

we keep the heat on wit those heaters

by dog2004 June 7, 2004

puff a heater

verb : to smoke a cigarette.

I like to puff a heater when I drink.

by Shmeggins January 15, 2007

heater

Any gun.
Called like that cause it heats up the gun when you shoot it(quite obvious).

If that muthafucka fucks with me Ima bring the heat to him.
Jack pulled out his heater and busted 12 at his head.
Johnnay packs more heat than the oven.

by Johnnay April 25, 2003