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Elisabeth hasselbeck

The crazy reality ex survivor who believes life starts at the time of penetration, and that there were weapons of mass destruction even after President Bush stated they didn't find any. Elisabeth hasselbeck the ABC blond bimbo for the republicant's went on tour with Sarah Palin when she was running for vice president and instead of making it about politics, made it about fashion.
Elisabeth hasselbeck the crazy bimbo who never voted prior to her job on the view now thinks she knows everything there is to know about politics, oh yeah because she watches fox news!!!!! Innit.
by auntie lizzie April 11, 2010
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david hasselhoff

a secksy beast who i'd like to bang,
don't hassle the hoff, he's fucking god <3
by shyenneeee March 4, 2008
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Haskey

A person of high self importance found in low level corporate positions, frequently found telling co-workers what to do whilst being clueless themselves. Haskeys are found in most workplaces and are suspected, yet not confirmed, to spend many hours a night masturbating over pictures of themselves
Bill - "Dude, that guy who completely loves himself keeps talking like he's my manager. Doesn't he do the same job as us?"
Sam - "Totally. What a complete Haskey"
by Sir Alan Sugar April 18, 2008
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hasket

a shitty ass band from newmarket that got told to disband by every one of the judges yet still make music
by niggerlipsZsZsd April 13, 2009
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hassell

your a hassell
by roo June 20, 2003
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Haskell University

Haskell University is an inter-tribal Indian school located in Lawrence KS. Although it operates under the illusion of multicultural education and cooperation among native students, the student body is predominately Sioux or "full blood" Navajo, and if you're not one of those two tribes prepare to be segregated by the fellow attendees.

It's not a good place to go if you're blonde, or hate having native traditions and tribal aspects shoved down your throat in every class possible.

It's ofen used as a second chance school for people who failed college the first time around or low income rez kids.
You're applying to Haskell University? But dude... you're a blonde Cherokee." "Yeah... But it's the cheapest education possible, even though they barely have any applicable majors, Bachelors degree in American Indian Studies here I come!
by Rongcat February 19, 2011
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Hasselfaced

To be absurdly drunk like The Hoff. Usually requiring some form of public humiliation.
Of course you don't remember making out with that fat chick on stage....you were Hasselfaced.
by E.Robey September 7, 2007
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