Hamm

a slang word for "big pimp" or "great and powerful"

that guys got a lot of chicks. He must be a Hamm

by Hammboner November 21, 2004

hammock status

A conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment pass out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.

Do you know where Justin is?

He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...

by Lobster Fest 2009 March 5, 2010

Hammonism

The one-upping of another's story or comment with one of your own, with the goal of impressing others.

Waiter: Have a nice day!
Thomas: You have a better one!

Mason: I think I caught the flu, I'm feeling pretty bad.
Thomas: I don't feel so hot either, since I have Crohn's.
Micah: that's a Hammonism!

by Lubison710 October 11, 2011

hammons

A Nico-kun. Has glasses and is skinny. He likes warframe. He's smart but likes weird memes. You all need a Nico-kun in your life. He's also a tsundere and a hacker. He likes meaty whacks (*both chuckles*). Oh, and he plays bassclarinet but he hates the real clarinet. A Hammons also refuses to watch anime, however, he watches some secretly, such as Love Live! and Sword Art Online. Additionally, a Hammons enjoys watching weird movies like the Emoji Movie, Bee Movie, and Zootopia. He goes to the raddest school ever, Redondo Union High with his bestest friends Leyna and Zach and Cole and Ryder and other people. He also has a good friend named Dylan but we all call him Wally. Overall, Nico-kun is an intelligent otaku who can speak espanol and ingles and a bit of german. He is an AP Euro fanatic who strives for a 99%. You're life is complete after you meet a hammons named Nico-kun.

If you're a Nico-kun, then you're a hammons.
I wish I had a hammons in my life.

by Potabrolord March 3, 2018

Hammod

Funny dancing arabic meme low quality 144p epic

Hammod hammod hammoda habibi hammod

by DERANARA June 21, 2020

Sack Hammock

A holster for a bulls testicular sack during castration. The sack catches the testicles upon removal allowing for clean and safe transport of said testicles.

Farmer: Thank God for this sack hammock or I'd be picking up these nuts off the ground with my hand.

by boneless canary May 25, 2009

Clam Hammock

The Lady verison of a banana hammock,

dude look at that clam hammock

eww i see seepage

by penisy December 5, 2009