Hanzo Titties

When a well-built man has soft, squishy, and jiggly pectoral muscles like a woman, but only masculine ones like those of Hanzo Shimada from Overwatch.

Zeus: it's not fair, Poseidon has Hanzo Titties!!

Poseidon: Hanzo what!?

by AngieDark January 28, 2026

Hanzu

The state of being a near perfect specimen of a male. His prime excellence is simply unparalleled. He embodies the pinnacle of masculinity. He exudes an aura of sophistication. He is the epitome of an alpha male. He is the most gorgeous, his personality is enviable, and his character leaves nothing to be desired and make him the object of admiration.

Just a mere look into his direction renders one helplessly enthralled by his sheer beauty inspiring an absolute unbridled admiration from the most fortunate looker. Such beauty transcends beyond the norm of what is usually perceived by us.
All men aspire to be like him, and all women aspire to be with him, but NONE can be like him, and NONE is worthy of being with him.

Girl 1: I met a guy last night, and I think I'm in love

Girl 2: OMW. You can't just fall in love after one meeting. You first have to get to know him and ...

Girl 1: But he's a Hanzu...

Girl 2: MARRY HIM

by MZH's ummi August 8, 2025

hanzala

He is a nice, handsome, strong, and good-looking man; all the girls are after him because he looks so good and handsome. He has drip on another level he is so cool all the girl start twearking as soon as he comes he is the real deal.

random girl: give me babies hansom boy sigma hanzala

by BIG BOADY BITCH September 8, 2025

good hanzo

A rare occurrence in Overwatch. A player who mostly plays Hanzo and plays it well. The player mostly has golden eliminations and high team damage. Also flexible and switches if needed. Carries most games.

P1: Oh man my friend is a really good ow player. He carried with Hanzo on attack, then played Ana on defence.
P2: He must be a really good Hanzo player with nice aim.

by Help me I need friends November 10, 2017