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by Kill yourself 20 times over April 29, 2020

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The best triligy (containing 5 books) in the world. IT recently became a major motion picture which totally butchred and americanized the plot , but still was decent. By the kurt vonaget of the 20th century. Totally rocks , a great read. amazing

i just read the hitchikers guide to the galaxy, i look at the world in a totally new way now

by irockusuck69 July 7, 2005

Guinevere

The perfect dream girl. The kind of girl that's on your mind all night. The kind of girl worth losing sleep over. Has a smile that you would do anything to see.

That girl is a total Guinevere.

by DabKing710 August 13, 2014

guinevere

a beautiful, caring person who will always always have your back and can keep a secret

best friend type, girlfriend type, guinevere

by (: (: (: (: (:(: February 18, 2011

guieling

To guiel... to make a group or join a group then leave for no reason

hey i g2g i have no reason laterz kthankz cause im guieling

by TehWhiteWind February 18, 2007

equatorial guinea

a little rectangle of land in africa plus an island off the coast. a former spanish colony, it is currently known for an extremely unstable faux democracy. it has perhaps the most unfree press in the world, with newspapers banded.

equatorial guinea is right on the equator.

by Ben E. Hama January 31, 2007

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

its my bible.the most genious thing ever written, it pokes fun at humans, their emotions and how they go about life. one of the only humans to actually feature in it is arthur dent, a typical englishman who happened to be good friends with another life form, only finding this out a few minutes before the earth is demolished to create a hyper-space bypass.
after leaving earth, just in time for this to happen, him and his alien friend, ford prefect, set off on an adventure arthur cannot ever quite get the hang of.
the 5 books get surrealer every minute, making the planet earth seem more and more insignificant.
it ponders over life, the universe and everything and even comes up with the most genious answer to everything.
the book also introduces us to one of the best characters in existance, marvin the paranoid android, a robot with the emotions of real people which is usually depression thus creating a depressive robot, coming up with some of the best lines ever written:

"LIFE...........DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT LIFE!!!"
"brain the size of a planet, and here i am, parking cars"

by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004