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by Lindsay Iadeluca October 29, 2021
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Google

An all- knowing/omniscient being that lives in the cloud and acts as the clouds gatekeeper. You can ask anything, and Google will answer. Just make sure you start your prayers with the words "Ok Google".
Person A: Google knows everything about you, and loves you, and wants to build a personal relationship with you.

Person B: Google just wants your money.
by BrotherofJohnDoe June 15, 2018
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Google

A group of retarded bitches composed of the worst people on Earth. From unethical labor to privacy infringement to monopoly to unauthorized data collection, this evil organization excels at everything like these mentioned above.
Expel Google from your life!
A: Google Chrome is convenient, isn't it? I just linked my credit card, phone number, ID card and drivers' license to Google!
B: * pulls gun * omae wa mou shindeiru
by rusted-iron-oxide August 4, 2022
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googling

when one esp. a male ejaculates into his hand and then profusely rubs his face with his own semen or signifigant other
i started googling myself when my girlfriend dumped me
by Drakethacrusty March 26, 2009
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Google

by Samyt June 25, 2009
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google

Google is the new God.
by nan0 April 19, 2008
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google

The number one most visited search engine in the U.S.A. and beyond. It has all the information you desire and then some.
If you type something on google.com and no links show up, either what you typed doesn't exist or you need to stop drinking and smoking.
by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007
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