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A search engine that says you have cancer if you search up why I have a headache
Bob: *Uses Google to search up why he has a headache*
Google: *Says he has cancer and diabetes*
Bob: "WTF"
by ItsUnsaid September 2, 2022
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The 2nd fastest browser(microsoft edge - fastest claimed by themself, but it sucks) but the most optimized browser for all os. However in 2022, It's one of the worst optimized browser if you download the default version, using way too much ram and cpu when running with multiple tabs. Google also have many privacy issues.
Use Brave(a more optimized version of google with the support of duckduckgo as private browser) or Opera GX with ram control and a free VPN(that is always broken).
*oh and u can use duckduckgo alone, it's not a bad browser compared to google, it keeps u privacy unlike google*

trust me, frick chrome and use a good browser.
by ouy April 11, 2022
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A group of retarded bitches composed of the worst people on Earth. From unethical labor to privacy infringement to monopoly to unauthorized data collection, this evil organization excels at everything like these mentioned above.
Expel Google from your life!
A: Google Chrome is convenient, isn't it? I just linked my credit card, phone number, ID card and drivers' license to Google!
B: * pulls gun * omae wa mou shindeiru
by rusted-iron-oxide August 4, 2022
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when one esp. a male ejaculates into his hand and then profusely rubs his face with his own semen or signifigant other
i started googling myself when my girlfriend dumped me
by Drakethacrusty March 26, 2009
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by Samyt June 25, 2009
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Google is the new God.
by nan0 April 19, 2008
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The number one most visited search engine in the U.S.A. and beyond. It has all the information you desire and then some.
If you type something on google.com and no links show up, either what you typed doesn't exist or you need to stop drinking and smoking.
by wwwgownsshopcom December 25, 2007
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