southern glaze

a prominent, often perpetual perspiration beaded on a person's forehead while they live or stay in The Southern U.S. States because of heat and humidity. This looks cool and adds character to a blues singer but can be gross for anybody else.

Dude, use a hankie to wipe off that nasty southern glaze!

by busterboner August 28, 2009

Windshield Glazer

The act of saving up male goo-goo for months on in waiting for your friend to slip up. And then replacing the windshield wiper fluid with said goo-goo so when they go to wipe, it plasters their windshield with your hard work.

Tom was being a prick, so i decided to windshield glazer his ass! Been saving up for months!

by Johnny Twotoes November 24, 2009

glazed doughnut

when one has vaginal fluid dried and encrusted over face after serious session of muff-diving.

"I enjoy eating pussy.. I especially like when my face feels like a glazed doughnut in the morning."

by Laura Chatterton February 20, 2007

glizard

a person who likes to have sex while in the presence of lizards

Harry may be cute... but i've heard he's a glizard

by tim90 February 17, 2008

Glazetowne

While in the act of hooking up with a female, the male turns to her and says, "This isn't good for me, You are not exciting in bed at all." Then he goes home. The next day the girl, who assumes that every guy lives to get his dick wet, is infuriated. She calls him, insists that she comes over to his place, and fucks him vigorously 3 times.

"Yo, last night, I glazetowned this girl, then she called me today and fucked the shit out of me three times."

by Von Nostrin January 15, 2009

Gliterally

When you want to say literally, but also want to be FABULOUS!

I gliterally threw up.

by Arie Greenfield July 22, 2015

glazed chili

A slimy/dirty asshole usually resulting from several days without showering.

Damn bro, I haven't showered in like 3 days. I got a glazed chili.

by Dirty Jugger May 6, 2016