Groombus

A girl named Elizabeth.

(To Elizabeth): I don't know that! Your opinions matter, regardless, ya groombus!

by Skoodel July 26, 2019

Groompa

A husband (groom) who is old enough to be their spouse’s grandpa

Dude 1: Why is she hanging out with that old guy?
Dude 2: You didn’t hear?!? They got married; that’s her Groompa!!

by CrazyMing September 17, 2019

gargomon251

annoying

"hey dude that's off topic"
"stop being so gargomon251 dude"

by sands undertale September 12, 2020

groomatic

The male version of a "bridezilla." A man with utterly unrealistic expectations of their own wedding and how much they should be accommodated. Portmanteau of "groom" and "lunatic"

Steve was insistent that the only alcohol being served would be Cristal. He was becoming a complete groomatic.

Alan couldn't believe his husband to be was insistent that they take their vows dressed as Power Rangers, he'd began shouting and acting like a groomatic.

by Chateau Brionde December 8, 2020

garoumantits

really hot person that has the name of garoumantits on tik tok.

do you follow garoumantits I heard that if you are their mutual you become instantly hot

by GokuisDaddy June 6, 2021

groommate

A groomsman who also has been the groom's roommate.

Kevin is upgrading from roommate to groommate status.

by Keith Urban Dictionary October 3, 2021

Groomerphilia

The desire by teachers and the media to discuss sex with pre-pubescent children.

With such venom, hate and Don't-Say-Gay legislation being thrown at teachers today for simply doing the job that suburban parents refuse to do, the table is being set for Groomerphilia to be the next big Civil Rights battle in the United States

by TheGayKindergartenTeacherInNYC April 10, 2022