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Gag in a Bag 

It's the real moniker of the somehow popular restaruant "Jack in the Box", derived from the sickening feeling you get after eating their ground horse ass. Some of their food is less vile than others, but NOTHING on the menu is legit, especially the value menu, which, when eaten, will always have a few "surprises" in the meat IE: bone, sinew, and cartilage from god knows what animals.
I was eating my hamburger delux and heard a CRUNCH and noticed the meat was filled with cartilage, and I Gagged in the Bag.



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Gag in a Bag by ganjboy420yaa October 25, 2008
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Gag guard 

A big nose on a female.
"Look at the gag guard on her!"

"If she doesn't shut up, I'm going to punch her in the gag gaurd."
Gag guard by Wegz15 March 1, 2009
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Gag Night 

Jimmy is marrying Freddy and Jimmy has a night out with his friends prior to the nuptials. It's Jimmy's Gag Night.
Gag Night by Chieftain98 January 12, 2011

Gag N' Lube 

The act of deep throating someone then pulling it out and puting a oil based lubrication and quickly shoving the lubed up penis into the anal cavity of the deep throatier.
Alec- I Hung out with Courtney
Blake- What did you do?
Alec- We Gag n' lubed!
Blake- next time call me
Gag N' Lube by Whitby777 April 27, 2011

gag bagged

When you put your whole nut sack in someone's mouth and make them gag on on it, normally done as a sexual act - sometimes used as a prank when another person falls asleep with there mouth wide open.
Tom -"Ya yesterday when I was leaving your house your sister had her mouth wide open so I gag bagged her, she was so pissed."

Willie - "dude what the fuck"
gag bagged by Rusty-rod September 25, 2017
A Persian homosexual act that involves such badly performed oral sex, that the giver vomits copiously onto the receiver's lap.
The gag fag named Vahid from San Jose chose to lick up the fruits of his labor off his boyfriend's lap.
gag fag by Anonymous September 17, 2003

gag fluid 

A unique slang term used for semen, cum or large amounts of sperm, warm sexual fluids or ejaculate. Normally gag fluid is swallowed happily by those who love its warm, thick, gooey consistency, saltwater smell and sharp taste.

A large amount of male ejaculate man soup or baby gravy shot down the throat and consumed by someone who can handle its surprising taste and quality. People who love to swallow gag fluid have strong stomachs and good gag reflexes.

Gag fluid can either have a sweet, cake-like (cake batter) taste or a salty, bitter taste depending on the person's diet, health and the recipient's unique tongue and taste buds.
1. Cool Guy #1: "Look, I had no idea that Summer was such a spoogehog. She was cool at first but then she started acting like an ungrateful, childish little slut!"

Cool Guy #2: "Why did she start acting like such a bitch towards you man when you did so much for her?"

Cool Guy #1: "I have no idea, but one thing I do know for certain is that she deserves to get filled up with bucket loads of warm gag fluid!"

Cool Guy #2: "Yeah man I know...what goes around, 'cums' around!"

2. "That amazingly sexy girl that I just met, always begs for my baby batter because she told me that gag fluid makes her so, so happy. She's such a Cum Angel!"

3. Lady killer's friend: "Hey man, did that new hot girl give you a blowjob last night?

Lady killer: "OMG dude you wouldn't believe it! She generously swallowed my entire load of gag fluid, wiped her face, licked her lips, hands and fingers clean, smiled at me with excitement, then she told me that my cum tastes like cake mix. WTF!!"

4. Friend A: "Did you know that eating a lot of sweet-tasting things like celery, cinnamon, parsley and drinking natural fruit juices like pineapple, blueberry and strawberry-kiwi juice will make your semen taste sweeter and more delicious for your partner?

Friend B: "Really?"

Friend A: "Yep, I didn't believe it either, but my new girlfriend told me that it must work for real because now my gag fluid tastes better than ever!"
gag fluid by summers_over September 26, 2011