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glood

Noun.
1. A Nepalese wind instrument.
2. A unit of volume roughly equivalent to fifteen tablespoons.
3. The name of Barney Fife's parakeet.
4. One of the many greezy yellow concretions of sweat, skin & pubic hair that collect in the folds of my scrotum.
Hic modulus fibula sum, quo verdis ex flavius glood.
by Cody Pendant June 15, 2007
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gloom cookie

Within the goth subculture, a derogatory term used for disaffected teenagers who turn to a goth affectation in order to express their misfit status. Most often applied to young, female goths.

Common physical characteristics include "Eye of Horus" eyeliner, fairy wings, bad poetry, clothes from Hot Topic, and Wiccan paraphernalia. Common behavioural characteristics include a smug sense of moral superiority tempered with affected ennui, not-entirely-serious suicide attempts, sudden periods of "mourning," and an appropriately dark pseudonym.

A despondent creature, but not to be confused with the emo kid.

Connected with the comic book series by Serena Valentino, of the same name.
The gloom cookie wore black on the outside, to show how black her soul was on the inside.
by Ragnvaeig April 3, 2006
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gloomies

Goths. Or people who dress in black and would like to be called "Goth", but you won't give them the satisfaction.
Look, dear! Miniature goth-punks, with cigarettes!

You mean "gloomies".

Isn't that what I said?
by bruddah greg January 2, 2009
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gloonge

1) To rub ones genitals agents an object marking it for ownership 2) to own pwn on someone or something with your genitals

every car i owned i would gloonge it at lease once the first day i drove it, this would often result in a gloo; also spelled Gloondge

Episode seven, season three of Yes Dear named "Wife Swap", Jimmy was playing a game of scrabble with Kim and he asked "is Gloonge a word?" later in a plot to get their to spouses back, Kim told jimmy "so why don't you go Gloonge yourself" in return Jimmy responded "I knew that was a word!"
both Becky and Jeff Gloonged their new car in celebration; Rob Gloonged his new iPhone; after Robert beat David he Gloonged upon Davids forehead; Kate chose to Gloonge Roberts Ice Cream sandwich while he was in the bathroom; my dog Taylor seems to gloonge every new item we bring into the house
by Cosmic Pope October 27, 2010
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Ok gloomer

A repudiation for Gen Z and millennials when they're expressing imbalanced woke statements.
Gloomer: The planet will be destroyed if we don't stop climate change

Repudiater: Ok gloomer
by Sane 2020 December 30, 2019
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gloomerize

to glamorize gloom
My sister went through a goth phase as a teenager; she would often gloomerize with dark clothing and makeup.

Lars von Trier's film "Melancholia" is the epitome of apocalyptic gloomerization.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 7, 2012
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glooged

Thrown together haphazardly
The mechanic only glooged my engine back together.
by jokittens November 28, 2015
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