frection

Flash erection.

An erection lasting a few micro-seconds. This is invisible to anyone but the trained eye. It is an involuntary muscle reflex.

Not to be confused with a "stirring in the loins" - a more labored and deliberate feeling, involving a certain degree of participation from the subject.

As the hot blonde whizzed by, Larry and Val each experienced warm frections

by Kaiser7890 June 2, 2007

Frattoo

(1) A tattoo usually possessed by ones in a fraternity, and/or one pledging into a fraternity.

(2) A generic tattoo usually possessed by one who has no idea what tattoo to get

(1) Yo broman, that tattoo of your name going down your arm is such a frattoo

(2)Brad- Dude! What tattoo should I get?
Derek- I don't know man, get a cross...or a tribal tattoo...or bro! you should so get your name in sweet font!

by Blake Griffin February 21, 2009

Fetty Wap

When you've taken too much speed and can't maintain an erection, so your cock makes a slapping noise when you attempt to masturbate.

I was so high last night I could only manage a Fetty Wap

by Spunkgoblin December 25, 2019

fetty wap

The sound you make when you hit the floor after falling through your own asshole.

Did you hear it go "fetty wap" when Willie Maxwell hit the floor? Sounds like he fell through his own asshole again.

by Mister Muckle March 29, 2017

fettucini alfredo

the best damn pasta existing.

dang, that fettucini alfredo was sooo tasty!

by bebeswagga August 8, 2008

fettinger

any individual on the spectrum

Yup we had him tested and he is a Fettinger

by Eberhardt June 17, 2018

fratty

the way of life lived by young southern gentlemen involving being well dressed, yet relaxed and enjoying activities like shacking, golf, tennis, deep sea fishing, hunting, football tailgates, skiing, bronzing at the beach or lake, drinking, and exuding unmistakable confidence all the time and denouncing sketchiness and douchebaggery.

chartering a boat for the day and doing some fishing while bronzing and killing a cooler of ice cold beer is fratty

sipping a bourbon and coke before the game while mingling with beautiful ladies in their game day best

by d.m.d. January 22, 2008