Frankenchicken

Something served on various airlines and fast food chains like KFC and McDonald's that is a combination of old chicken, synthetic rubber, and a mystery chemical from DOW called XC-1392-A-577-B23-9-00-1.

The last person who ate frankenchicken suffered the same fate as the guy who tried to give the recipe for XC-1392-A-577-B23-9-00-1 to the New York Times. One died choking on the chicken in McDonalds--the other was never seen again. Nor have his possessions been seen again. They were confiscated by men in black suits with earpieces who drove a white van with Nevada license plates.

This chicken is so rubbery, it's got to be frankenchicken!

by DeathByDow April 10, 2009

Frankenfart

The act of walking like Frankenstein while farting upon each step.

Dude Shawn just blew threw here with a monster 5 step Frankenfart.

by Dr Shilng Shlong Rock June 18, 2009

Frankengasm

When one has an orgasm so intense, that ones limbs jut straight out uncontrollably. This is usually followed by the sound ,"nnnnnnnggggghhhhhh" which is uttered loudly.

Hunni... you just gave me another Frankengasm!

by r00stah September 20, 2010

Frankenhole

The functional "vag" that was surgically created for a formally male transexual.
For those going from female to male the word would be Frankenpole.

So, umm how do they "do it" after all that trouble turning into a woman and all.

Dude, they make 'em a frankenhole that'll work sort of like a real one.

by Just another Joe January 11, 2012

Frankenblunt

To be truthfully and slightly brutally honest but with a humanistic touch. To the point.

To be frankenblunt, your pie tastes like the ass end of a donkey.

by Tightbuttholeclub November 7, 2015

fansen

A fan of the hit tony-award winning musical "Dear Evan Hansen"

"Have you heard about the musical Dear Evan Hansen?" "Are you serious? I'm a fansen"

by Udhandle September 5, 2017

Frankenberger

When 2 gay guys 69 each others butt holes, while under the influences of too many spritzers.

1. I love it when my BF and i get tipsy tervy and Frankenberger all night.
2. A common Maneuver in gay porn is the Frankenberger.
3. The only thing that makes Michael happy is to do the frankenberger all night.

i.e. (Frankycakes, Frankenfrie, Frankendawg)

by Spike Goodspoon May 21, 2008