fortress code

Atrociously written code that is only used or kept around because other code or systems rely on it.

Person A: Work today was rough. Someone threw together a program last week that takes minutes to organize files and we were told to use it.
Person B: Are you not allowed to change it?
Person A: Nope; it's fortress code at this point. Our boss replaced the computer's file manager with the program, and any change made to it would brick the computer.

by ChameleonDragon September 12, 2021

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forgerson

A very small very buff cuck, shaped like a chode and usually talks down to everyone. Usually thinks they're the greatest thing in the world, but makes stupid decisions that annoy everyone and cause more problems

What a fucking forgerson

by El Cuckington October 6, 2021

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Fortess

A strong, capable woman.

Root word: fort (which means strong)
Suffix: ess (meaning woman)

Person 1: wow I love how she is so brave and unstoppable

Person 2: yeah she’s really a fortess! Girl power!

by user.161317 January 14, 2022

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FARTERS

A group of the best worldwide known flatlulence creators, if you are a "FARTER" you could class yourself as one of the greats, up there against Elvis and Michael, now some people might think the "FARTERS" are just regular old farting civilians, but they are much more than that, they have over 570 businesses and facilities dedicated to Fartin, tootin, and a little bit of pootin, they started their Fart organization in March of 1965, the "FARTERS" will continue to grow and thrive.

Holy crap is that the "FARTERS"??

How do I join the "FARTERS"??

I wish I was as cool as them.

FARTERS is the best

by Yourmamaismymama65 April 19, 2022

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