Vietnam war flashbacks

A flashback of a traumatising or embarrassing memory.

Bob: Hey, remember our tenth grade geography teacher? She was so hot!

Joe: I still have Vietnam war flashbacks of when she caught me staring at her huge tits...

by moldovaball January 31, 2018

Flashbang

When a girl is sucking your peen and your about to jizz so you take your dick out of her mouth and yell, “Flashbang!!” As you jizz in her eyes, blinding her.

I gave that bitch a flashbang on my bed then broke up with her the next day.

by MDMA USER 69 May 29, 2019

flatwankered

'pissed off at flatmate who leaves you in the lurch'

Seonaidh's flatmate stopped paying rent and bills, and left him to deal with it. Now he lives in London and spends his vast new salary on class A drugs. He now feels completely flatwankered.

by J November 12, 2004

fishwank

A unique and rare herb found deep within the Amazonian Rainforest.

"Could you pass the fishwank dear? This soup could use a bit of spicening up!"

by Luca Toni August 4, 2006

Flashbang

When you fart but no one suspects that it's you

"Ha I'm so lucky, I just threw a flashbang earlier in class."

by Flamespittah38 May 17, 2016

Flashbanged

When you hear someone say something that's so out of pocket, your body ceases to function and your brain experiences a factory reset, similar to that of being subjected to a flashbang.

"I'm not okay man, Steve just flashbanged me mid-conversation."

by Chief_582 April 17, 2022

flashbang

(s.) A spontaneaous and short intercourse.

I flashbanged her up the wall.

by Johan Fredriksen April 14, 2006