kevin federline

Useless husband of britney spears. Doesnt care about his kids or wife as he goes out partying and picking up other women. Sponges off Britney for her fame and money. Also thinks he can rap. haha!

kevin federline came from a trailer

kevin federline by chazzy!!! April 14, 2006

Federales 

A slang for "Police" or "Federal Officers", used particularly by Hispanics when they are in some deep shit.

Oh shit, Jose - the federales are here!

Federales by Turd III January 18, 2017

kevin federline

White trash husband of Britney Spears. Using her fame, he has managed to make a career out of being Mr. Spears. What a douche. I think he probably has Britney's pimples on his ass from her giving him rim jobs. He also split up with Shar Jackson cuz she ain't as rich as Britney.

Did you see Britney's new Husband? No, well his name's Kevin Federline. He lives in a trailer.

kevin federline by SxY bEAsT February 13, 2005

federline 

1. (n) a male version of a gold digger, willing to sacrifice integrity and respect for a life of comfort. The beneficiary of a Sugar Mama.
2. (n) one who latches on to a wealthy ladyfriend, in order to avoid working or a tradionational occupation. Easily identifiable by their lack of ambition and individual thought (relational equivalent of the Yes Man in the business world).

"Stedman is Oprah's federline"
"That guy has no talent to speak of. It's a good thing he's a federline."

federline by Kristomie April 13, 2005

Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam 

According to television host Stephen Colbert, Alexander Hamilton's signature dunk during his youth on what would become the U. S. Virgin Islands. Colbert implies that Hamilton's execution of this dunk over Aaron Burr led to the famous duel which cost Hamilton his life.

The Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam was
the most unstoppable move in the OTCBA (Original Thirteen Colonies Basketball Association)

Wham Bam Slamalam Federalist Papers Signing Jam by Bizzle fo Shizzle June 5, 2006

federalies

Those damn government officials always bustin up shit goin down

flush the crack the FEDERALIES are here!

federalies by MrGrinch August 7, 2003

federline 

verb: To mooch off of a wealthy woman, displaying no skills of your own other than knocking her up and ensuring your own future income. Dressing poorly is optional; considering the word "pimp" a compliment is not.

adjective: To be like KFed; to attach yourself to a rich woman, marry her and live off of her while trying to promote your own lame Eminem-not-like "career," as well as sleazing around, cornrowing your skanky white hair and avoiding showers and baths as if they would make you melt.

That's just gross; he's just federlining now that he has that rich girlfriend. Plus he smells like patchouli, trying to cover up that three-day-old skank. I hope he doesn't take off his shoes!

Can't she see he's just trying to federline her?

I don't know; Ben used to be cool, but now he's become too federline for me. Maybe it's the constant ball-scratching.

federline by Schultz Hardin May 1, 2006