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Tri-facial

Everyone thought Wendy was the innocent type until she got a tri-facial round the back of Chuck E Cheese.
by Plato's Second Son June 9, 2010
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Slushie Facial

An unknown assailant douses an unassuming student with an ice-cold slushie.
One of the most hilarious running gags on Fox's hit series "Glee" is the "Slushie Facial," where an unknown assailant douses an unassuming student with an ice-cold slushie. Rachel, Finn, Puck, Kurt...they've all been on the wrong side of a Big Gulp.
by TonyD343 April 21, 2010
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Fecal Snow

Particulate fecal depositions that originated from Mexico City. Strong winds that blow through poverty stricken towns aerates the feces, causing it to harden, and later eroding it into the atmosphere where it will later fall like snow.
Jose: It's snowing!
Chiquito: I don't believe you!
Jose: Look! It's dissolving in my mouth!

He later found out in his grave that it was fecal snow he was indulging his pleasures in.
by Secef Tihs January 24, 2011
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Fecal Burst

The kind of "dump" that creeps up on you when your out and about. This "dump" is preceeded by stomach cramps and the need to run to the bathroom, before your ass explodes with hellatious farts and spurts of shit.
Joan: Hey Jimmy I saw you running through Target the other day like a madman.

Jimmy: Fecal burst!

Joan: Oh I see :rolls eyes:
by CherryLane May 25, 2004
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facial

A sexual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a girl's face.
Andy pulled out, and gave Justine a facial.
by Toastmaster March 7, 2004
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fecal explosion

Verb: To blow out the contents of your colon through your asshole in a spectacular fashion. When done correctly, the fecal matter will cover anything within a twenty foot radius with a thin shit film.
Stan: Hey Carl, I just did a fecal explosion in your parents' bedroom.
Carl: Is there shit everywhere?
Stan: Of course there is.
Carl: Why did you do that?
Stan: You know that cocaine gives me the shits
Carl: Oh, you have coke?
Stan: Yes
by Ray Fecal March 7, 2008
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Beef Enchilada Facial

A dutch oven gone wrong. When someone intends to fart under the sheets and then hold their significant head under to breathe it and instead they shit.
I tried to dutch oven my girlfriend and gave her a beef enchilada facial instead. Now I need new sheets and a new girlfriend.
by Woodenho July 13, 2010
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