fossilgob

Really poor dental care resulting in teeth which stick out at weird angles from the gums.

By eck, that fella could crack a beer bottle open without an opener with that fossilgob of his!

by Richontherock October 13, 2019

Fossilized racism

Generational racism found in the middle aged and elderly. They are honoring hate their parents gave them. Like any fossil, they try to hide - only to show up in weird places.

Angela was horrified to realized her father’s fossilized racism.

by Angiece June 23, 2020

fossilvania

Perception of one's physical condition as it metamorphoses over time during your senior years

Fossilvania may set in as early in your 60s but becomes more pronounced in your 70s and 80s.

by rav363 September 21, 2020

fossilcum

a super cool person on tiktok
from northern ireland
cute and sexy
their discord is qu#5653

@fossilcum is cute

by monkey gamer 4845 April 4, 2021

fossilogre

A fossilogre is a pro-fossil fuel owner of stock in Oil Gas & Coal companies and is deeply connected to Billionaires and all political parties and movements, to keep capitalism free of social and governmental restraints and regulations.

~Some #fossilogre dick was complaining about the demonstrations and resistance

by native indigenous people who wanted to Stop pipe-lining crude oil through protected
land reserves that were once native indigenous occupied and considered sacred.~
"Hey fossilogre! Run that pipeline through your home's backyard and STFU"

by neverwashasbeen July 10, 2023

Fossilfox

Horny , Beautiful woman 60 years old and older.

Kyle saw a Fossilfox in the wild on the prowl. He was overly excited to dust that pussy off.

by Keithmfvan September 1, 2023

Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)

A "Pretendian" is a term often used by Indians to describe someone who falsely claims Indigenous ancestry or cultural identity without any legitimate basis. This term is often applied to individuals who disrespectfully appropriate/change Indigenous cultures or traditions for personal gain (in an effort to seem more exotic or interesting than they really are.)

Similar to a “pretendian”, Black Americans have a play on the term "Foundational Black Americans" (FBAs) — "Fossilized Black Americans."

Just like “Pretendians”, Fossilized Black Americans cling to any minuscule amount of African DNA remnant from their ancestors, to try to legitimately claim that they are part of the black identity in the present (Even if authentic, dark-skinned Black Americans don’t see them as black; Even when they don’t look black; Even when they’re extremely distanced from blackness and black culture)

They are fossils of the former identity that their ancestors embodied.

“Yeah sure, they’re ‘FBA' alright – Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)”

by TonalTruths April 4, 2024