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As excited as a slut in a forest of cocks

very, very, very, excited
"Dude, this concert is gonna kick ass"
"Yeah, I'm as excited as a slut in a forest of cocks
by Kooks January 14, 2007
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Oak Park and River Forest High School

a public high school in oak park, west of chicago. more then half the kids smoke hella weed and party, the other half are from river forest, and are good church-going, rule abiding citizens. kids there love pot. and so do some teachers. Sometimes known as "Smoke Park" and "Reefer Forest"
Damn I gotta meet my dealer down at Oak Park and River Forest High School

OPRF! Go Huskies!
by abcd12321 December 20, 2010
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The Forest

1) Common location for stoners
2) Home of mysterious forest creatures
3) Area for snake-sighting
Billy: Hey Sally, wanna come snake huntin' with me in the forest? I can also show you my new bong!
Sally: Yay! Sounds good to me!
by Earl Annie Edna August 18, 2008
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Foreskin-jogging

by Cappy1 June 12, 2004
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Foreskin Envy

The moment of truth where a guy (usually in his teens) finds out that their penis is actually circumcised and that they were supposed to have a foreskin. Sometimes, this usually leads the guy to be naturally curious of how it would feel like to have a foreskin, and therefore they get envious, which can happen either consciously or at a subconscious level. Similar to Freud's penis envy.

(p.s. I am actually uncut but I can imagine how this would be like for a guy who's circumcised)
Guy 1: Hey, um, bro to bro, what's it like to have a foreskin?
Guy 2: It.... feels nice, I guess?
Guy 1: Oh wow that's great tell me more
Guy 2: Lmao bruh, I think you might have foreskin envy 😅
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Cambodian Forest Fuck

Having intercourse with an Asian girl while she wears a coconut bra, palm tree panties, inside a hot and steamy teepee in the middle of the jungle. Her ankles and face doesnt have to be a looker, but its a quick in & out. It is usually meant for Thai, Cambodian, or Laotian girls.
Acronym can be used as CFF.
Im about to go Cambodian Forest Fuck on that hoe! OR I'm about to go CFF on that hoe!
by Mishka-Moondog August 31, 2012
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Forest Bride

A man or woman that has been taken as a mate by a large woodland creature (such as a bear), hermit, or mythical forest-dwelling creature, typically against that person's will.
"Your husband appears to be traveling with the bear. Either as hostage or as what we call a "forest bride."
by Nathizzle December 6, 2015
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