Floof

A floof is a small, furry creature (normally a pup, kitten, calf, chicken etc.) that is considered to be extraordinarily cute.

"Wow, look at that! Mathias just got himself a new floof!"

by The_turtle_that_knows_all June 1, 2018

floof

Cutesy other name for flowers, when dogs are involved mostly, on Twitter.

The floof just looks like the sun!
The floof smells really nice.

by Floofmeister June 11, 2022

floof

fluffiness

that dog has floof

by Ghonzo September 15, 2022

to grab floof

the act of grabbing someone's tail, considered by many culture as an act of unseisoness, when you grab someone's floof they considered unseiso too

A: That guy used to grab floof left and right.
B: What!? That's so unseiso!

by smolrabbit August 6, 2025

Danger Floof

Toxic boy with fluffy hair, commonly a gym rat, runs on pre workout, has a different girl in his bed every single day.

This kid brendan is literally a danger floof get the hell away from him.

by ANON716 December 18, 2022

floofing your fluff

To floof one's fluff means to puff up something fluffy. For example, you can floof your pillow, hair, or a hamster. That which is to be floofed is the fluff.

Ana, stop floofing your fluff!!!

fluffing your ego, floof, fluff

by Po1nt April 8, 2015

Nugget-Floof

Little bits of nuggets proceed to start slipping out of one's anal region

Yo gang did you see Jesse's NUGGET-FLOOF, it got all over my sheets

by JarenNKthethird August 15, 2024