Floof

The word Floof is a term used to describe a woman’s vagina. It’s a friendly terminology to drop into conversation between friends, without bringing down the demeanour of the conversation and from an outsider’s ear, can’t be interpreted as a woman’s privates.

“My floof has been really itchy”
“My floof had a good seeing to last night”
“My floof is ready for some action”

by anonymous November 13, 2023

pussy floof

When the crotch of a woman's pants doesn't align with her actual crotch leaving a good inch or more of fabric between her legs. During foreplay a person may think they are hitting the spot but only grasping the void leading to confusion and dissatisfaction.

These leggings are so uncomfortable. I pull them up all the way, but they start to sag throughout the day leading to all this pussy floof.

by Hotnurse2020 March 21, 2024

Floofed

When an animal farts it's called a floof. Because they don't have actual farts so it's a floof.

Dude, your dog just floofed

by Bodie boy August 31, 2016

Floofing

The act of arranging and readjusting artificial holiday related greenery to appear fuller, fluffier, and more aesthetically appealing and photogenic.

We had to finish floofing the tree before we could decorate it.

by f0x444 December 22, 2020

Floof

A floof is a small, furry creature (normally a pup, kitten, calf, chicken etc.) that is considered to be extraordinarily cute.

"Wow, look at that! Mathias just got himself a new floof!"

by The_turtle_that_knows_all June 1, 2018

Floof

My best friend, because she is the definition of soft and fluffy.

Her: *squealing over tiny fluff birds*
Me: You are a floof

by Blueygreenylove March 23, 2020

spiky floof

hebhob ^w^

that is spiky floof

by F2-C February 5, 2021