Fapoon

Fapoon is a general word, much like blarg, to be used in place of interjections and other words. It is a combination of the words "Fap" and "Spoon", though it has nothing to do with either word.

Also spelled "Fupoon", "Fahpoon", or, rarest, "F'poon".

Tim; Josh, I just ate the best Macaroni and Cheese with my spork!

Josh; Was it Kraft?

Tim; No, it was Velveeta.

Josh; Oh. Fapoon.

by Hoshwa April 8, 2011

FAPOSWBT

Acronym for Fat Ass Piece Of Shit With Big Titties a combination insult usually used by irritated women directed at their spouse or significant other they usually lie to and praise their bodies most of the time.

Did you take out the trash? No of course not, why would you? FAPOSWBT.

by headbobber1186 August 3, 2022

Fapposphere

Fapposphere \fahp-oh-spheer\ n. a certain region of the internet dedicated to masturbation or pleasuring ones self.

Some examples of the Fapposphere may include but are not limited to:porn websites,fetish websites or any other website that includes naked girls/guys.

by mlg123 July 1, 2012

fapsmanship

One's measured ability to masturbate.

Little Jimmy sure has been in his room a long time! Must be practicing his fapsmanship.

by Ezofuji June 15, 2013

Fapochino

Squeezing one out at Starbucks.

"The barista at the Starbucks was so hot I had to go into the bathroom for a quick fapochino."
"I work at Starbucks so I spend my breaks in the bathroom enjoying a fapochino."

by MasterMopho August 21, 2013

fapoapsis

The height of sexual pleasure reached just prior to orgasm while masturbating.

From "fap" - to masturbate, and "apoapsis" - the largest distance in an elliptical orbit of a body and a larger body. The point where the orbiter is at maximum height over the orbitee.

"Scott reached the fapoapsis as he watched the money shot scene with Peter North and Kym Wilde"

by DevRandom September 16, 2014

Fapson

Someone who faps all of the time.

That person is quite the fapson.
Those fapsons should stop.

by jt93 September 25, 2014