distance distortion factor

Phenomenon that occurs when seeing a person from a great distance. At such great distances the person has the potential for being attractive, but upon closer inspection is plain haggard. AKA "DDF".
Synonymous with "Fifty Yard Fakeout" and "Good from far but far from good".

"Hey Mike check out that blonde chick up there."
After passing without talking to her, "Wow that was a serious Distance Distortion Factor".

by KamelJockey2001 February 23, 2008

Dirtah

Someone or somthing that is unfavorable. Can also be used as an adjective, describing something that is dirtah.

1. That dirtah stole my sandwich.

2. Look at the dirtah outfit that Ben is wearing.

by GrahamShuford March 10, 2009

Dictators

The tators hanging below your dic.

Investigator: Sir, are you aware that for the past 7 months your wife has been meeting in secret with a pair of notorious dictators?

by Turttlemugger March 21, 2010

urban dictator

The Head Man at Urban Dictionary who dictates what entries are accepted or rejected.

Urban Dixie: Please Mr. Urban Dictator, I'll do ANYTHING to get my entries on the Dick.

by Urban Dixie May 31, 2006

Dictatorship of the Pussy

A dating situation so lopsided that all dating decisions are made by the females of the area.

Don't get me wrong you're a kind girl, but the situation here is a dictatorship of the pussy.

by Maury_XXX September 14, 2009

Dictator

A “mamabicho” ruler who refuses to listen to the majority of his constituents and resign.

Puerto Rico’s dictator, Ricardo Rossello, believes an apology will help citizens forget his misogynist, derogatory comments and gross mismanagement of federal funds.

by RCO-PR July 19, 2019

Dicta

A woman that appears to be quiet when you first meet her, but once you begin unraveling her personality you realize that she scarily independent.

John: Have you met Angela?
James: No, why?
John: She's a crazy dicta! We went out to dinner and the waiter got the order wrong, so she demanded a free dish. It was so embarassing.
James: Haha! That just made my day.

by Rich.Music. December 9, 2010