A woman that appears to be quiet when you first meet her, but once you begin unraveling her personality you realize that she scarily independent.

A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.

The area of the male genitals where the penis meets the scrotum.

A conjunction of the words "dick" and "rectum". Although it supposedly means an order or decree, it actually is a discreet insult used when insulting someone of a lower IQ than yourself.

Thinking that "Tums" (An antacid is any substance that counteracts stomach acidity) are a highly dangerous and highly addictive drug. Knows side effects of being a dictum are the grating of cherry flavored Tums and snorting them through the nose. Most people also consider these people unworthy of being called intellectuals and therefore pronounced "dicks" instead.

Dick + Tum = Dictum