Distorted Reality

People believing events occurred or things existed in history when things were proven not have happen. Ex: Mandela Effect, Einstein's Theory of Relativity

He must have a distorted reality because Nelson Mandela did not die in prison during the 1980's

by jondich January 8, 2021

distopia fiction

A fat fucker with a small dick

You are such a distopia fiction

by Bob is bob January 12, 2021

distorto

cool man who has good voice and also plays team forteres 2

dude 1: yo dude did you see distortos tweet?

dude 2: yea dude i did

by WoomyUsesTheDictionary March 9, 2021

Dictorial

A person or state in charge of a big group

john: I make teachers like me

Ben: I’m not changing my personality for a dictorial teacher

by Jaejae501 April 23, 2021

Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.

Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck

by answer2no1 May 29, 2021

Discordian Shahadah

The non-sacred declaration of Discordianism which states:"There is no Goddess but Eris and we are all Popes"

Nemo really changed his life around after his Discordian Shahadah. He's a true agent of chaos now.

by Heiress July 29, 2021

Discordian

A retarded Caucasian who uses the application called ripcord. A Discordian also has an online "Girlfriend" and also uses the words "L", "Cry About It" and "Didn't Ask / Don't Care" in a sentence

Discordian - "L, you cringe ass kid" "Didn't Ask"

by local6 September 30, 2021