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Magnum Deformis

A big fat species often referred to as Your Mother.

The species originally came from a distant galaxy long ago, and crashed into the earth at high speeds approximately 10,000 years ago.
Alright students; Go to page 69, cause today we are learning about Magnum Deformis.
by Pablo's Friend October 29, 2022
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defoo

What happened to the other poster and that's why he's so bitter now. It's when you cut the wheat from the chaff in your life.
Lidya's parents had always told her she was a peice of shit, then one day she decided to defoo them and she's never been happier or more successful.
by John Golt June 16, 2018
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deffo

Gothenburg wigger slang. Short for definitely. Also used instead of "for real", when wanting to point out that something is very true or given.
- I deffo need some weed right now.

or

- This crib rocks!
- Deffo!
by Japfreak January 3, 2004
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deformative

a word used lightly to describe someone who is acting retarded or like they are deformed in some way.
sarah- acts like a spastic
bob- "hahahahahaha, you deformative!"
by noodlenose August 30, 2005
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Defny

A girl who is incredibly attractive, intelligent, witty and charming, but extremely prone to sudden and random outbursts.
A hot spaz chick.
Wes: Hey did you see that new chick at work? She's so hot!
Joe: Yeah, I was talking to her for like 3 minutes and she suddenly started screaming about how awesome our uniforms are.
Wes: Whoa! I had no idea she was such a defny!
by fulnessism March 29, 2015
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deflowered december

Following “no nut November” is Deflowered December. In which it’s the girls turn to take full effect of A guy during Destroy dick December” the female must either lose their virginity in a massacre like sex spree the whole month. Or they continue to deflower the fuck out of that pussy.
Yo dude! You ready for deflowered December? I’m bout to destroy the pussy this month! No nut November was a bust.
by Jaydog96 December 7, 2018
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anal defloration

First time your anal flower gets penetrated by a penis or an object large enough to resemble it (e.g. a strap-on dildo in case of a lesbian couple).

It's also called loosing your anal virginity. Or as Sarah Silverman calls it: loosing your real virginity. Indeed, oral or vaginal sex happen for some of us even before we reach our sexual maturity. Sometimes not because we are ready or feel like it, but just because everybody does it. But the day you are ready for anal sex, only then you can say your mind is open enough from a sexual POV. Only then you can honestly say you're not a virgin anymore when it comes to sex.
My husband still thinks I was a virgin when we met, because he deflowered my pussy. What he doesn't know, is that I had my anal defloration 5 years before that - and enjoyed lots of sex since. ;)

Oral & anal sex are indeed 2 great ways of enjoying your youth, and still saving your "virginity". And that's good not necesarily because some men still appreciate that, but mainly because it'll save you from unwanted pregnancies.
by Dhadik March 8, 2008
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