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The Deadly Shaft Worm

It is a Parasitic Worm that, while you sleep, crawls up your shaft and slowly nibbles away at your prostate. Causing anal discomfort and extremely violent discharges, fluorescent in colour, and after a long time harbouring this parasite your testicles will distort and retract into your body. Then You Die
John : I woke up last night and my arse felt sore

Jack : Stay away from me, your home to The Deadly Shaft Worm now

7 deadly sins

The 7 most deadly sins are
Sloth
Greed
Anger
Gluttony

Lust
Pride
Envy
Some people preach the 10 commandments but hid behind God's cloak while they commit a 1 of the 7 deadly sins.

silent night deadly night 

1.n. A classic old school horror movie about a killer dressed as santa claus.
1. Lizloo and I are going to get some popcorn and watch silent night deadly night...then fuck.

Seven Deadly Sins 

The 7 deadly sins are actually common, they're sins 'cuz they kill in large amounts
this is the list
1: Pride - the thought of having the highest position in life
2: Envy - the need to steal the belongings and/or the traits of others
3: Lust - the frequent need for pleasure (sick, huh?)
4: Avarice - the low, but hard, need for large amounts of high-cost objects (rings, diamonds, etc.)
5: Wrath - Occasional bouts of anger to get mood levels within normal bounds
6: Sloth - The highest commom sin: the need to lounge and/or do hobbies
7: Gluttony - the feeling you have a low weight, and you ingest a lot, more than regular. results in diarrhea
a typical man under the effects of the Seven Deadly Sins:
1: I'm the man for this! Step aside!
2: Wait, you do, i'll just watch every second with excruciating detail
3: There any chick's around here?
4: And I won't pay you for this!
5: DO THIS QUICK OR... SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN!
6: Do this while i do nothing
7: That's it, i'm raiding the fridge

As Deadly as Pi 

When Pi, the life-threatening Covid-19 variant of concern that came after the variant Omicron, was marginalized by WHO, as it fears that the politically incorrect or mathematically blasphemous label might unprovenly trigger a global outcry or protest among millions of math educators for whatever unspoken or irrational reasons.
From 20202023, many different types of Covid-19 variants were floating freely on the planet, but none was as deadly as Pi.
As Deadly as Pi by Fasters May 23, 2023

Silent but Deadly 

when your fart is silent but smells like complete shit - maria yacovelli
Ooh that one was silent but deadly .