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gat dammit

ex. Get outta my fuckin kitchen, gat dammit!
by josh corn July 14, 2003
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Dammit Obama

What is cursed whenever one is disconnected from the internet.

Coined from the recently passed bill that gives Obama the power and authorization to quite literally turn off the internet.
I was trying to buy concert tickets the minute they were released, but then my internet went down! By the time I got reconnected, they were sold out! Dammit Obama!
by FiveTail July 6, 2010
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DamnTastic

The resolution to something that has gone horribly wrong.
My girlfriend found me in bed with another woman, and of all the possible soultions, she decided to join in. Her choice was "Damntastic"!
by ObsidionMoon December 2, 2009
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Damn It Cletus

Her: When did you move in this class
Me: Damn It Cletus
by 📱🍵 February 24, 2020
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101 Damnations

Exclamation used to express exasperation or disgust.
"I can't get this computer to boot up properly! 101 Damnations!"
by James Conrad January 12, 2009
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God God Dammit Dammit

From Mitch Hedberg's comedy bit about the vending machine with an HH button. He presses H twice instead of the HH button and gets the wrong snack.

Generally, an exclamation of extreme frustration.

Specifically, an exclamation of extreme frustration when you made the wrong choice based on insufficient or faulty information, usually said of something trivial like getting the wrong snack out of a vending machine.
"I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was HH, so I went to the side, I found the H button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin'...potato chips came out man, 'cause they had a HH button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of HH. I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god dammit dammit." - Mitch Hedberg

Ah, man! I ordered the deluxe platter and it turns out it's a fuckin' veggie burger and a soy-based milkshake. God God Dammit Dammit!

She told me over the internet that she was a virgin, and I was all excited, but it turns out she's also really ugly. God God Dammit Dammit!
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dammit pinecone

whenever anything negative happens in life, the pain can be eased by yelling "dammit pinecone!" and putting the blame on this sad excuse of a living organism.
-OUCH I STUBBED MY flippin FOOT!!! DAMMIT PINECONE!!!
by tadertodd December 14, 2010
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