by Colin S. June 13, 2007

Katie "Viv your polish sausage looks like a California Curve."
Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."
Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."
by John Brown ask me again I'll April 21, 2019

by Teneea September 15, 2021

A legendary device, said to only be wielded by those exhibiting extreme intellect and skill. Some believe that it is more suited for artistic purposes than arithmetic. Others believe it is a panacea for any problem.
Sir Rodger cursed himself for not remembering his curved ruler when he attempted to craft a silly sketch.
Clint used a curved ruler to finally understand women.
Lee had no idea why he existed, but with the curved ruler, he had purpose.
Clint used a curved ruler to finally understand women.
Lee had no idea why he existed, but with the curved ruler, he had purpose.
by Ânonymous March 11, 2015

The Curve Law states that if someone is ghosted by another individual, they will inevitably lose interest.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jimmy was rejected?
Person 2: Yeah, the girl who he liked was taken, so he followed the Curve Law.
Person 2: Yeah, the girl who he liked was taken, so he followed the Curve Law.
by Mshiro November 4, 2020

A student who you know no matter how hard they study will always fail the exam thus contributing to the curve
Damn bro, this exam is about to be rough. At least Jake is in the class, he's an absolute curve constructor
by eyrup February 26, 2020

by jsqurriel November 21, 2019
