Curtese

Someone with one of the largest monster cocks in the entire universe.

Have you seen Curtese?
Yea. I heard that they have a huge cock

by bvdhjutsehkfsejjfstkbsrh November 22, 2021

Plastic Crate

a 50 year-old cougar

"Are you walking back from the party alone?"

"Yes...NOo!!! I've got a plastic crate with me!"

by B2104B December 9, 2008

spoon craters

When food has the appearance of being dipped into or snitched by means of a spoon.

Mom knew John had eaten some of her special chocolate ice cream because the surface was marred with tell-tale spoon craters.

by T-R3Z October 19, 2010

tater crater

the arrangement of mash potatoes to form a crater so that it easily holds gravy

before you go pouring gravy on your mash potatoes you might want to make a tater potato tater crater

by scooterscuzz January 25, 2015

Man Crater

When a man gets his dick out and proceeds to stretch it until its straight and then inserts his finger in it so the dick goes inside itself creating something similar to a girl vagina.

*Damn, when Ale did the Man Crater I almost puked.
*Yup, the worst part was that he was laughing while doing it.

by Jperras August 1, 2015

Tranny cratered

When a cars transmission is destroyed/broken no longer usable

Oh my transmission just went out. It's Tranny cratered.

by Cargurus April 19, 2018

hippo crates

Huge sturdy packing-cases specially designed for humanely shipping large water-loving herbivores. Invented by the famous ancient philosopher.

Too bad Hippocrates wasn't born more recently, or his animal-transporting invention would have been much easier to create --- he could have just lined a number of modern large metal shipping-containers with foam-rubber, added fresh-air vents and some form of toilet-fixture, and voila! --- hippo crates.

by QuacksO October 30, 2018