cumskin

noun (slang) A pejorative term for a person of European descent (white person).

That silly cumskin Eminem thinks he Black.

by ScaryHarry August 9, 2006

cumswap

the act of a man ejaculating in one womans mouth and then right after, the women who's mouth possesses the cum drains the sperm out of her mouth into another womans mouth.

I came in her mouth then she cumswapped it into her friends mouth

by bigdick dan August 3, 2007

cumsocket

a recepticle in a blow up doll that recieves the ejaculate in order to prevent penile rupture caused by hydralic action, usually of half to one pint capacity, often emptied by squirting feminine hygeine products in a washing out type manner

"that pyscho cheating slut melissa can soak up dog jizz like a freshly douched cumsocket"

by metro anthony November 2, 2005

cumsack

is when a woman is so slutty she is like a human condom

Where's the cumsack at

by metalmite October 25, 2007

MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT

A discharge of semen or cumshot so powerful it levelled half of Berlin. Contrary to popular belief, this extraordinary procedure was first performed by David Hasselhoff after his station in Berlin during world war 2 when it was invaded. His infantry squadron had run out of ammunition. As the tale goes, he unzipped himself, let out a rabid yelp, and a bright stream of incredible force shot from his hips with such raw power that in under 30 seconds, approximately fifty five percent of Berlin lay in ruin.

Due to Berlin's strategic position, many scholars argue that it is the reason Germany lost the second world war.

"To this day, my grandma still fears the massive german cumshot. She has nightmares about it 40 years after the fact."

"Franz, I really wish Hasselhoff had been more accurate with his MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT."

"Wow, Hasselhoff's massive German cumshots really put those sperm whales to shame."

by Lloyd Irving January 20, 2007

360 cumshot

Verb- when you're almost there and you 360 no-scope your load across the room into the pussy you were just fucking for the final killcam.

The other day I was feeling crazy so I 360 cumshot'd my gf

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

CumSqueak

(n) The loud squeaking noise that is a direct result of using a large hair clip to masterbate with. Typically caused by the cum that gets stuck in the hindge, producing a very distinct sound whenever the hair clip is used.

Girl 1: God, that Amanda girl does some kinky shit with her boyfriend.

Girl 2: Yeah? Like what?

Girl 1: Among other things, she lets him use her stuff to jack off with, especially her hair clips.

Girl 2: Hmm, gotta be some serious cumsqueak in that barret!

by BullSqueaker09 July 7, 2009