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cumberland jawns

a term used to describe a dickhead who gets high and hangs out in a Cumberland Farms parking lot. A Cumberland Jawns is usually a chubby stoner high school kid who drives around in his mom's ride. Cumberlans Jawns' usually congregate together and refer to each other as such. Can be shortened to "Jawnsen" or simple "Jawns"
Joey: "What's good, Cumberland Jawns?"
Lawrence: "Not much, Jawns. Just chillen"
by Chief Longsocks May 22, 2016
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poo-cumber

Who left a poo-cumber in the toilet?
by Creedon June 12, 2007
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wtf commercial

guy 1: i was watching this commercial with 3 hot babes having a pillow fight. i was left asking wtf when i found out it was for a chevy truck.

guy 2: oh dude thats a wtf commercial
by rh15 November 9, 2009
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si senor commercial

used to reference to that hella cool dude in that jeans commercial with the leg thing;to be hella awesome
I do believe that the si senor commercial is very entertaining my good man.

Oh golly gee! That is so si senor commercial
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off the commercials

Verb. A slang term originating from resembling the act of one's self or another being engaged in any type of action, energetic work, activity, or constant motive that never seems to come to a stop. This can have a negative or positive connotation, depending on context, such as describing a person who is constantly coming up with mind-blowingly creative ideas, or perhaps someone just out of control or acting weird.
A break from an activity or action would resemble that of a commercial break on television thus the term "He's off the commercials"

Adjectives: off the shits, on some other shit, geeked up, doped up, on a tip, trippin.

1. Student #1: Man this teacher hasn't stopped going on and on about linear equations, he won't take a break.
Student #2: Yea bro he's off the shits
Student #3: That boi Mr. Wahnon off the commercials for real!!!

Bro #1: Aye bra you seen Christopher's post's on Instagram bra? He's looking swole bra!
Bro #2: Yeah bra he's been hitting up the gym with Gabe lately, you know him he's never not at the gym I heard he hits the weights like 3 times a day!
Bro #1: Trueee! That boi is off the commercials for real!!!!

Frat boi #1: Wtf did you guys give Zuriel? He hasn't stopped break dancing he looks like he's having a seizure all over the floor for the past 3hours!
Frat boi #2: Normal reaction giving him a little wiff of some coke.. don't worry he'll be off the commercials eventually.
by AssMucus April 12, 2017
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Cumbersnatch

The moistening of underwear experienced by a high proportion of women upon watching Sherlock, the recent Sherlock Holmes adaptation on the BBC.
X: *watches Sherlock* sakfjksdhflsdkhfdjkghfdg.
Y: Are you experiencing Cumbersnatch?
X: *nods* WHY ARE THERE ONLY THREE EPISODES?
Y: Fear not! There will be another series at some point.
by Piesky August 10, 2010
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chummer

Pal, friend, colleauge. A Shadowrunner.
by Anonymous July 1, 2003
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