a sexual maneuver involving a male applying his fist into the anal cavity of a female then quickly inserting his testicles into the gaping anal cavity followed by Nicolas Cage-styled hand gesture.
Hey, gents, whilst giving my lady friend a proper shagging last night, I slipped her the gypsy cabbage. I must inform you that she is not walking at all properly this morning.
by bava666 August 3, 2009
Get the gypsy cabbage mug.Imagine you're getting head from a chunky fat chick. She drops to her knees, causing a thunderous, earthquake-like shimmy in your house as she hits the floor. You look her in the eyes, disgusted at yourself for your disgusting fat chick blow job habit. Sick.
Before she envelops your cock with her slovenly horse gullet, you cram your finger up your nose and pull out the filthiest booger in history. You slather it all over your cock and cry "give me a salty cabbage, baby!"
She complies. And cries a little afterwards.
Before she envelops your cock with her slovenly horse gullet, you cram your finger up your nose and pull out the filthiest booger in history. You slather it all over your cock and cry "give me a salty cabbage, baby!"
She complies. And cries a little afterwards.
by Pollup November 4, 2007
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by Tim Godsil October 11, 2007
Get the Bears Ass and Cabbage mug.What fat people go on to lose weight. Apparently, if all you eat is cabbage soup, the weight falls off you, but it makes your shit 20 times more rancid. My ex-boss was on one for a couple of months - he'd go grab the newspaper and charge into the toilet for a good half hour session. The place was off-limits for a good 45 minutes afterwards and some of the tiles had fallen off the walls
Workmate: Oh dear, Lynchy's just gone into the bogs with the paper
Me: Dammit! I really need to piss! Guess I'll have to go in the 'ladies'...
Me: Dammit! I really need to piss! Guess I'll have to go in the 'ladies'...
by Dangerous G April 12, 2004
Get the cabbage soup diet mug.A character on Kids in the Hall played by Bruce McCulloch. Instead of hair, he had cabbage leaves. Poor mannered and sexist, always blamed other's bad reactions to him on the fact that he had a cabbage head
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