Magma Carta

Early-thirteenth-century resolution pertaining to molten rock formations under the Earth's crust.

The Magma Carta was ultimately unsuccessful due to Man's not being able to effectively control volcanic eruptions.

by QuacksO March 12, 2019

Jane Carter

Thicc bitch who gets philled up on the regular. Speaking of regulars, a Jane carter will rob your dad of money and baby batter.

I’m living my life as a Jane Carter
‘Damn your husband’s cock must be confused - total simp’

by Ishovejaffasupmyarse May 9, 2020

North Ft Myers Shopping cart

When you try and scoot your dog with your foot and you actually swipe your dogs ass with your foot

My dog wouldn’t get out of the way until I gave him the North Ft Myers Shopping cart!.

by Baxapp February 15, 2019

Cartia

Cartia is the sweetest girl you will ever meet she is nice and will also be by you if you see a cartia instantly be her friend

Is that a cartia she’s the sweetest girl in town

by Kool Kiddo May 17, 2019

carti

the best rapper of all time

person 1: yall heard of carti?
person 2: ur mom?
person 2: nah the best rapper of all time

by wlredd May 27, 2021

Aaron Carter

My generation's Justin Bieber. A kid who made shitty kid's music and 10-14 year old girls ate it up.

Kid when I was your age, I had Aaron Carter. Not Justin Bieber!

by Bill the Patgoat November 21, 2010

kroger cart tan

A tan one receives from pushing carts during the summer at Kroger. The tan is everywhere on the body that has not been covered by the Kroger uniform.

Joe: Jane, your kroger cart tan looks nice!
Jane: I know, don't you love how only my calves, forearms, neck, and face are slightly tanned? I sure do!

by maria l. September 25, 2006