Crunge.

A cross between clunge (vagina) and cringe. As in, clunge that makes you cringe. Such as an ugly girl, or an unsightly vagina.

Josh: So did you have sex with her?
Harrison: No way, she's Crunge.!

by EnJayBe January 6, 2010

cudge

Jamie Lenman's fave swear word ( see K! 1052)

hey you cudge fuk u

have fun you cudge

by meglet April 14, 2005

Cudge

1. (n.) At least 75% overweight.
2. (v.) -ing The act of sitting on people.

1. Look at him! He's gatta be a Cudge!
2. He Cudged that poor little dog...

by TheScaryOne April 29, 2003

Cudge

1. Slimy, unappealing mucus, primordial.

2. A large amount of diverse foods mixed together in an unappealing pile.

1. The stuff you find at the bottom of a barrel that’s had water sitting it in for a long period of time...with corn.

2. "Honey? What's this cudge for dinner?"

by Tom Cudge Brooke August 19, 2003

Cudge

When a girlfriend asks for a cuddle which a boyfriend seemingly agrees to. In the process of hugging, the boyfriend inserts his finger(s) into the arsehole of the girlfriend, thereby informing the female that hugs are not really on the agenda and initiating the cudge.

1. "Got home from work last night, couldnt wait for her to make a meal out of my penis"

"Sweet bro. how was it?"

"Well she asked for a cuddle didnt she, so I cudged the shit out of her"

"sweet"

2. "All I wanted was a some sympathy and a hug from Paul after the death of my dog but he cudged me instead"

by Perringtonwinklesworth January 21, 2013

Cludge

A quick and dirty computer program cludged together to perform a temperory task, it is the usually thrown away afterwards.

Bills program was a cludge to send email while the main SMTP server was down for maintainence.
Not sure if this applies to Windows

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

bubbling crude

raw sewage (also: oil- from the beverly hillbillies tv show)

there was a sewage back-up at the house, and up from the ground came a bubbling crude!

by michael foolsley December 25, 2009